/biz/ - Business & Finance

Does anyone know how the FUCK I can move to America legally? If I liquidate everything I'll have 6 figs USD, and have a redseal in an industrial trade. There has to be some way in (legally) right? I could use my capital to start a business and get in through an E-2 visa, but there is no path to citizenship so I would be banking on running it profitably enough for long enough to find a lady to marry. I've heard of other tradesmen getting to work in the states under the TN visa but again, no path to citizenship. There's also the EB-5 investor visa that has a path to citizenship, but you need to invest $1MM up front and employ a certain number of americans for a certain amount of time, which is not viable for me at the moment. There is the possibility of me going into business here, then expanding into the US and qualifying for the EB-5 but that's likely 10 years away at the barest minimum. Is there a way in through the military? 20 years of fighting for ZOG is looking more and more temping compared to 20 more years of living in fucking Canada.