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Guys I've spent all of my fiat on gold silver and hookers. I have an addiction. What do? I have no fiat left.

MFW my HVAC unit and transmission on my car went out and crypto is dying.

May I ask what you contribute to society when you sit here day after day, in this dark room, typing away at that stupid computer? Have you ever thought about that? What are you doing for the world or for other people? Day after day, hour after hour, night after night. How many months have you been doing this now? What is this doing? To me it's a worthless life. I don't get it, I don't know how you're growing or becoming a human being or learning how to socialize... or anything. You sit there with that thing eyes glued to the screen and this is your life. I don't get it, I don't know how anyone could do that. I mean if I were to sit at my computer everyday, every single day and I just sat there you would think I was just worthless. I don't get it Anon.

So, XLM is at a $13b marketcap right now at around $0.7/XLM.

Bitcoin is at a $253b marketcap at around $14500/BTC.

Bitcoin's marketcap is around 19 times larger than XLM.
Will we ever see XLM above $2?
What does a marketcap mean?

Shill me on XLM

So, I have 209k XLM that are soon worth a million.
I can't find a way how to cash them out later on. Coinbase will fuck me if I ever try to deposit and withdraw a million.
What do I do? Was this all a meme?

>inb4 HUEHUEHUE U CANT CASH OUT

Okay here we go.

Confession 1:
I scammed people for a total of 1600 bitcoins which I sold for $180 each and I had one american that I scammed coming to my parents house asking after me wanting to kill me 1 year ago.

Confession 2:
I often imagine buying coins at previous prices and see how rich I could be now and I usually continue with looking at cars and houses that I could buy with them.

Confession 3:
I have jerked off at least 5 times to my crypto gains because I think about top models wanting me if I were rich.

Confession 4:
My family still thinks I'm making $70k a year with my job but I actually quit my job 2 years ago and I have made almost $800k from crypto.

Confession 5:
I drive an old 2013 Volvo V70 even when I can afford a brand new mercedes.

I took a $55k loan to invest into bitcoin 2 weeks ago when it was $19k.
I don't even have a job.
Reddit and everyone else said we were going $100k by EOY...

Considering suicide btw

>be me
>22 years old
>almost graduated
>never worked
>never had my own house/apartment
>have a $130k stack from crypto
>just beginning to start my life as an adult
>gets stomach cancer
>20% survival rate
>70% are dead after 5 years

My life has just been being poor and going to school, I've never even traveled outside my own country.
And now I can't even enjoy my crypto gains.

What do I do with the time I have left? I'm probably dead in 3 to 36 months so tell me what to spend my $130k on.
I'm not sick yet, I have just been informed that I will start treatment in a few days.

P.S thanks for all the shitposts, it's been fun.
P.P.S buy xlm

>tfw you've made over $100k with paper trading instead of real trading

Maybe I should just get a job.