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Ahem.. IS THIS THING ON?

RESPECT JEWS
RESPECT BLACKS
RESPECT SPANISH SPEAKING PEOPLE
RESPECT ALL GENDERS AND ALL IDENTITIES
RESPECT BOOMERS
AND MOST OF ALL
BE GRATEFUL FOR JANNIE

>>15273171
And we're back from our daily ~~CHAINLINK DUMP~~ segment, hope you, the viewers, enjoyed laughing at the delusional Stinky Linkies once again, I know I did haha. And before we continue I'd just like to apologise for the behaviour of my college Schizo Steve, he's the director's son and just has a tendency to go a bit crazy in volatile market conditions like we've been seeing the past three days.

Now onto the actual weather report. As you can clearly see in Cryptopia, all major assets have gone down significantly in the last couple of hours, and the forecast shows a high chance of red dildos, pink wojaks and smug bobos.

As for our friends across the pond in Boomerstock, the past couple of weeks have been filled with doubt and fear, and that has continued on for today too. Forecast indicates a high chance of an impending recession and the market crash that will ensue after, this will also bring about many pink wojaks, clownposters and a few concerned newfags.

For our final weather report we'll take a look at out friends down south in Neolithica. Due to downwards winds caused by the impending recession and the increasing fear and doubt up in Boomerstock, many Neolithicans have come out to be more vocal about the better and safer quality of life there, attempting to lure in some Cryptopians and Boomerstocktans to join them, whether this is out of pure kindness or just so they could later say "I told you," we won't know that till later.

Now onto our friend on the other side of the world Pajeet Ranjeesh for a report on the hottest shitcoin of the week, take it over Pajeer!

Fucking based, can't believe someone is finally making China play by WTO rules. No more Chinese state subsidized crap flooding the US market, no more blatant copyright infringement tolerated by CCP, no more unfair trade deals. Trump has defeated the bugman.
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trade-china/trump-threatens-new-tariffs-as-u-s-china-trade-tensions-spike-again-idUSKCN1UR3SX

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FUCK MUSLIMS, MUHAMMED WAS A PEDO, NUKE MECCA

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Excuse me, but FUCK NIGGERS, FUCK JEWS AND FUCK CRYPTO MINIMALISTS. IM NEVER FUCKING SELLING NIGGER

*Ahem* There's something I'd like to say

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>>14868237
HE WORKS HARD FOR HIS MONEY,
SO HARD, THAT IT'S FUNNY,
HE WORKS HARD FOR THAT MONEY,
SO YOU BETTER TREAT HIM RIGHT

Here's an announcement:

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FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK THE JEWS
FUCK YOUR MOMMA

FUCK THE JEWS

I dislike the janitor and african americans

>>14328758

>*ahem*

>If I may respond to this anon's argument, I would just like to say FUCK NIGGERS, FUCK WOMEN, FUCK KIKES, and most importantly, FUCK JANNIES

>>14009827
IM GONNA SAY IT

>>13976450
fuck you nigger

The current state of link mainnet is literally a fucking json parser that can generate ethereum transactions.
The prevention of attacks relies entirely on trust in the chainlink team to vet node operators.

It's a worse version of oraclize, because on-chain api calls are more expensive due to the need to make erc20 transfers (as opposed to pure eth that oraclize uses). Absolute fucking failure.

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First thing I do after I buy 4chan? Firing all the jannies
And banning all the niggers