/biz/ - Business & Finance

>defi dapps

how do I scam people online?

>>12609406
VTIVX doing well, friend.

Slow and steady wins the race.

>>6210786

Yeah man, turns out /biz/ memes are some of the best market predictors on the planet.

>>5545519
this, and it's not racism, it's about the (barter) culture. Knowing who you're talking to may help a lot in understanding each other. Besides, country bantz is always comfy.

>>5033283
Did the simpsons already do an episode with homer secretly eating bitcoins on the toilette?

>>1708512
if you buy in yuans it does not mean it's the chinese

>>1451855
it might not be wealthy but not as fucking poor as the other boards. people who have some spare money tend to gravitate towards /biz/ anyhow. and most peole dont have spare money for investing

>etc gains
>trump losses
>doge coin rocket
>bitcoin waterfall

>>1417092
70 barrel is never coming back again

>>1334754
You seem very angry. Are you euro politcan or something?

le drained sheeple. work less and start abusing alcohol

>>1137423
what do you mean? despite the highest suicide rate dentist are probably in top3 demand all over the europe and one of the highest paid professions. many dentsit make even much more than md's

Oil is not going to recover ever again. 50-60 is possible if lucky in far future. this year we are looking 27-30

>>1023285

No difference, same as now. Drink beer and travel all around. Mostly warm places.

Wealth at a basic level is just unlimited free time. Some might prefer to buy cars, houses, some might prefer to travel all over the world. Usually, the wealthy people avoid drawing too much attention, especially the older ones.

>>984560
>is it really stressful

LEL. You are not looking to have free days or even weekends, prepare to sleep 5 hours max all year around.

>>969078
U have a shitty business if you cant pay 12 dollars

>no comission trading
>losing money

that requires some kind of a skill kek

>>933870
midwest top kek. im not murrican but finance is definitely concetrated to bigger cities there. chicago, toronto, ny etc. big cities mainly cause bank are there. finance degree is a killer because banks hire mostly only finance, enocomists and very skilled programmers. not too many of those people. and banking is big as fuck.

>>932166
doesnt matter at all. just get a masters degree. that's all they care about, nobody really gives a shit if it's economics or accounting or whatever. everybody knows the degree is just a paper you are somewhat cabable of survining the school climate. more important is is how likeable you are and luck.

>>927808

some (very few) people with an autistic brain seem to enjoy it. even most programmers, etc. math brains hate accounting as it is so fucking boring and retarded number jerking.

and the pay, oh god, the pay sucks ass.

So, you're an unemployed adult male living with your family. You're in your 20's or early 30's and you've either never held a job for any significant amount of time, or have a spotty work history consisting of low-paying menial jobs. You didn't complete a college degree, and probably dropped out of high school. You've fucked yourself when all of your peers who weren't losers completed their degrees and started their careers. They're building their lives while you spend your time masturbating to cartoons and disappointing your parents. Time to grow up and make things happen for yourself.

Since you're a pathetic piece of shit garbage person, no employer is going to accept you as-is, we're going to need to provide you with a past that signals to any potential employer that you're a consistent, reliable worker who has been trusted with a certain amount of responsibility in your previous employment.

First, you'll need to fabricate a work history. Keep in mind you're an uneducated piece of shit with no work history

>>922420
May I suggest 300% S&P bull ?