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dubs and I say pic rel to my Mom

>>25545223
The purpose of this token is to make me rich.

>>23891292
how many linkies do you have?

>>19673888
checked i lost over 30k usd and it doesn't phase me one tiny bit. i still have my linkies and that's all that matters. FUCK NIGGERS, FUCK KIKES, AND FUCK JANNIES

It is actually a part of his performance. I shit you not, but he eats that burger in two bites. He always does that to energize the audience before his presentation. They go absolutely insane when he does it. You can hear gasping and loud mumbling, as they sit in disbelief as to what they just saw. Sergey then says "You would never in your wildest dream belive that what you just saw is possible. You will think the same about the presentation, but it's true, all of it". He immediately follows up with a very long, almost neverending gurgling fart. This is ensued by dead silence as the crowd again is in disbelief and shock, and not sure how to react. That's when Rory starts slow clapping from the back of the room while leaning nonchalantly against the wall. The audience follow his lead and it ends in a standing ovation. People are are cheering, clapping and even praising Sergey with their arms and head stretched towards him with blissfull faces. The energy in the room moons, and some of the ladies are crying and even fainting.

This man is, as Scott Adams would put it, a master persuader.

I am [REDACTED]...

>>12483729
yeah i'm thinking we're back

its pumping! sergey has activated the pump!

>>12447374

>>10312684
may your soul bathe in the eternal light of chainlink marine