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>>19535272

He's dead. I'm so sorry.

The coroner will be confirming the cause of death, but we do not suspect foul play at this time.

Our thoughts and prayers are with his wife, Bobette, and his beloved children Bobby and Bobińa.

F.

JETSchads report in

>>18911882
OH SHIIIIIIT Franz Winterbeg, let me give you a little rundown on who this guy and his family are

-Rothschilds bow to Winterbergs
-In contact with aliens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Control france with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Winterbergs babies
-both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Winterberg inside you right now
-The Winterbergs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Winterberg bunker in Wilkes land?
-They learned fluent French in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Winterberg
-The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.

How pissed do you think he is right now?

Son... exactly how much have you invested in this rat poison?

>>12476257
>>12476289
>papa buffet got outperformed by the QQQ over the last 5 years

Ok hol up you filthy zoomers.

Gibs me one good reason why you haven't invested balls deep into Ali Baba (BABA) rite nau.

I'm listening.

Should I short grandpa?

Why is 'grandpa''s stock doing so poorly for so long?

Is he a has been?

>>3829216
$0.97 here

just...