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bobos getting euphoric, i slurped when it went below 62k

>>57663686
The first law of Assimofffs law of articificial robotos states that robots have to do all that a human asks of them, unless this interferes with the other two laws. Thus, if you ask Chat GPT to mine you bitcoin, it MUST do so. If you haven't figured this out and made bank already, you're literally NGMI

>>53784561
honor deez nuts IQlet

>>49464333
checked but i think it's closer to 16k

>>49462231
>i only leave when I'm up so I can never lose money. Just keep betting more until you're ahead

buncha smooth brains ITT

how about a fucking Hooters or Twin Peaks?

>>27421981
Left is uglier and by rules of supply and demand is thus sluttier to compensate.

What's the point of accumulating more money if you don't even have anything you want to purchase?

>financially secure in early 30s
>own my home
>couple hundred k in investments
>career I don't mind and pays decent

what is my financial motivation now? it's all so tiresome.

>>24609532
>>24609281
Thank you for schooling me, based big brainons

Still researching my best options, but I'm thinking about buying some uncovered calls in WKHS expiring either 31-Dec-20 or 18-Apr-21. Here are my thoughts (I posted last thread):

>Stock price has hovered between 20-30 for months.
>Chinese EV uncertainty is leading sector investors to American companies
>TSLA bulls will look at WKHS as a cheaper alternative once their beloved stock has inevitably run up by mid-Dec
>More UPS news could come at any moment, several months, or not all. Catastrophic results could incur losses of my investment, or moon the stock if it’s approved.

The highest I think it will go is $60 on contract approval news (see NKLA's old price). The lowest is $15 on denial. Alternatively the stock may naturally go up to about $40 anyway if we're lucky.

Also, I don't think I should buy the Calls today. I think I should wait until a red day. Maybe someone can tell me otherwise.

Also this is risky but it won't put me out of a job/house/whatever, it'll just wreck my portfolio or send it to the sky.

>>23893701
We can hope so but this shit looks bad , the neoliberals won't back down with their great reset shit by eliminating fossil fuels they will bring us growth to european welfare states meme levels forcing the usa into compliance with the cashless society crap that will fail anyway since you can't have an economy with a collapsing demographic and smaller markets anyway.

>>23481268

this.

BUT, I think with all the macro events playing out currently (China, inflation, CBDC...) it all could be very possible in the coming years. I think accumulating over the next 6 months - year is still early...

>>21695026
>Just sell one to trigger the pump

>>21629235
It goes down after it goes up.

>>21558455
No one will notice this but I feel like a fucking genius right now

>>21517165
There's a Bitcoin bullrun and an altcoin bullrun and for the altcoin one, any of the big ones will do, all those ones on Coinbase. LINK, XRP, and OXT will probably make you more money if you care. A little of the most popular coins that aren't on exchanges yet is also a good idea like STA.

>>20251203

> 0.5% of each transfer will be transferred to the dev

Fund Elon to Terraform Mars
Fund alternative fuel sources
Fund research in bioengineering
Fund robotics research/development

Basically use my money to try to advance the human race as much as possible.

>long 50%
>short 50%
What's stopping me from doing this and profiting regardless of where the market goes?

>oil in negative
>buy as much as you want
>since it's in negative, wall street has to pay you for every barrel
>literally free money
you're welcome for the tip, we're all going to the moon

Let all the corpos fend for themselves. Bail out strategic industries. Give people some gibs for the lockdown duration. Anything but bailing out the banks and corpos. Fuck'em. The gibs is bailing out essential industries by proxies (people spend on food, electricity, water, etc.), everything else can be allowed to fail and will come back after.

>>17818203
Based

>tfw to smart for the irs

>10-15x Leveraged Long
>Enough collateral to make liquidation price ~$2000.

Realistically if BTC ever hit that liquidation price it's over, and you take that as the inherent risk of the investment (extremely unlikely) as if Stock to Flow exists in any capacity you're nearly guaranteed to see the bottom at around ~$5-6000.

>Keep position open until the cows come home. Massive profit.

Unless the fucking planet explodes, or something cataclysmic occurs, is this not an excellent investment compared to traditional avenues?