/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17597839

>>13922851
>Be boomer
>Buy real estate
>Vote for policies like immigration, zoning laws, environmental protection laws, etc to keep the price of housing on a steady incline
>Housing no longer becomes a commodity but a mere hyper-inflated investment vehicle for delusional boomers who see it as their retirement fund and predatory bankers who can't wait to pull the rug out from people underwater on their mortgages
>Why aren't these lazy kids these days buying houses and starting families like we did in the 70's? *siiip*
>Why are millennials buying Bitcoin instead of our real estate bags reeeeeeee

>>10791240
There's a lot of reasons.

1. Millennials have unlimited free internet porn at their fingertips

2. Millennials aren't interested in overpaying for nasty wings that give you guaranteed diarrhea served by roastie thots and washed down by $20 + tip pitchers of Bud Lite

3. Millennials are typically broke as fuck and the money they do spend on going out is on better quality food

4. Millennials like ass more

5. Hooters is a fucking meme restaurant that only boomers ever enjoyed