/biz/ - Business & Finance

damn you miserable poorfags are getting so excited over this.
So desperate for that dopamine rush, just to feel something.

>>22351269
(you)

>>22325472

>>22229663

>bro just go long on RIG
i am making so much money just using /smg/ as a belweather

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcbR1J_4ICg

>>19147549
It's been like this since after March 23rd. What do you want?

>>19004086
The average person who has died of corona is 80 years old and in the USA, the typical person is an 80 year old nigger You happeners are literally brain dead.

>>18965259
>get out now

>IT'S HAPPENING GUYS I SWEAR THIS TIME IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING!!

>>18881150
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST CONDUCT BUSINESS

Can't believe nobody posted this yet, OP is literally pic related

>Hundreds of thousands going to die now that we're reopening everything so soon
>millions will be infected
>major corporations filing for bankruptcy every day
>more unemployed than the great depression (only took a month vs 36 months depression)
>food will become a rarity soon
>normies already killing each other over wearing a mask
>The USA will literally become S.T.A.L.K.E.R in 2 weeks

>its up
what in the jesus fuck is going on

>>18871179
>NOOOOO THIS IS A CLOWN MARKET AIRBORNE AIDS IS GOING TO COME BACK AND KILL EVERYBODY

>>18846475
Gamblers who got ruined by the rally are shilling their puts. That's all. Their nothing burger crisis was cancelled so now they're looking for a posteriori justification for their gambles.

>>18843675
>This is not about reopening countries
And what will be your new story after countries reopen and stocks start rising to new highs?

>bobos circlejerking during the wee hours while people with essential jobs are having a comfy sleep
Speaking of which, time for comfy sleep.

>>18796435
You happening fags take what you can get huh? Keep waiting for that “civil unrest”

>>18782800

>>18769344
They're still here. Reading their posts is surreal.

>>18767805
based and truthpilled

>>18766346
They're retroactively adding February deaths now and reclassifying them as meme corona.

>>18755795
Back to r*ddit, dumb bobo. Thank you for the cheapies.

>>18752465
>a second infection wave
Of a cold virus that kills 85 year old Alzheimer's patients in long term care facilities.