/biz/ - Business & Finance

Eurofag here, it's 2:22 pm, the burger stonk market will open in 8 minutes.
What do you think will happen?

>>22272600
NOT IN RUSSIA FAGGOT IN RUSSIA COFFEE IN 5 STAR HOTELS COST 20$ NOW BEFORE INFLATION AFTER INFLATION 100$ AFTER INFLATION AND 1L CUPS INTRODUCED 1000$ AFTER NEW WORLD GOBERMNENT AND INFLATION AND 5L BUCKETS 81K$ DON'T BE RETARDED IF YOU MAKE ME COME BACK HERE I'LL FUCK YOU UP NIGGER

>>22249794
>he doesn't know

I hold 50k link and 313k of [redacted] (I don't want this to be mistaken for a shill thread.

I'm pretty sure I got a high mc blue chip that will pull an ETH and a lower mc undervalued project that will also moon, but:
In in 2017, the biggest gainers were (from atl to ath):
-Reddcoin pulled a x1327
-Einsteinium pulled a x2622
-Verge pulled a x15 819
Those are literal gutter pajeet x100 uniswap please sir tier shitcoins

Also the less shitcoiny ones like xrp, antshares (neo), MIOTA, NXT, Stratis and raiblocks (nano) pulled a high as fuck ROI.

Now there is 0 way to know what the next Verge or Einsteinium are going to be, but how would you feel after living like a total poorfag during 2018 accumulating linkies and holding strong for 3-5 years, just to see some dumb faggot put 1000$ in crypto and make x15819, that's almost 16 million $, of course no one will buy the absolute ATL and sell the absolute ATH, but still it will hurt.

How can one theoretically spot such shitcoins? I mean I can even get a list of 100 ones and will gladly put 1000$ in each if one of them pulls a verge, so the goal right now is to spot some loooow marketcaps with at least some hope to them.
List such projects if you have ideas, also no pajeets allowed here please, I don't want you to shill your next defi uniswap x100 sirs that doesn't even have a website.

>inb4 plebbit spacing

>>13707777
and instantly, this thread's value went above zero
based and checked

>>11649235
Maybe this happy Sergey will calm you down? He calms me down. I also masturbate to this one sometimes.

>>11608331
BASIC MATH IS SO PROFOUND
GOOD WORK FAGGOT YOU JUST BTFO'D BIZ FOREVER