/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>20543822
Based.
This is obviously the correct thread.
(Technically akatsuki isn’t a loli but whatever)

>>19364816
>>19364830
Just wait 10 years for the next one?

>>19364795
I don’t buy that story, probably just has the morning off.

Also, same. Well actually becky is my fave but she doesn’t really count. She’s too much of a professional, unlike andrew and joe.

>>19364813
An information broker with an infrared camera caught the distinctive glow from one of pompeo’s “victory cigars” from above his toilet, indicating that odds are in favor of the chinrar situation going better today.

He logged into the gmail account he uses to sell info to his hedge fund clientele, pinging a cell tower in the area. Since he only ever reports from the field with good news, a machine learning algorithm that managed to crack the cell towers picked up on his movements and bought ES hard. This triggered many stoplosses for the bears, popping futures up.

At this point, lonely men on the internet in the middle of the night saw green pixels and reported to the little known (but highly respected by those in-the-know) stock market general thread on fourchannel dot org slash biz to speculate on why the cartoon bull had the cartoon bear in a headlock.

>>19359864
Xth for drinking anime girl piss.

>>19359881
Data-based.

>>19360069
The fact that you look at that image and see two men having sex speaks volumes to your fucked up upbringing and I’m sorry your parents ruined you.