/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54169725
>Hell, yes, you should fomo in!
>I need everyone buying right now to help pay off Kevin. He's still pissed off about that whole thing and I guess now he's getting sued for advertising for me or something.
>I mean, not that any of that has to do with this golden bull run thing or anything.
>It's totally a coincidence that I'm out on bail and allowed to use the Internet, FTX.US desperately needs to make its customers whole, and billions of dollars of USDT came from out of nowhere to get this bull run going.
>And, I mean, even if it was the case, you know me. I'll take price as high as I need to.
>All you need to do is buy and hold, good buddy!

>>53393888
>If you haven't filled up your bags, its already too late.
>please buy. I fear for my cornhole.

>>53391502

>>53273872
>I mean, yeah, of course people are going to ask questions.
>It's just, you know. Solana was always a great project and, uh, I wanted to support it.
>You guys should give it another chance, honestly. It's more decentralized than you think and has a lot of uses. Gaming, NFT's, gathering proceeds from sales to protect your parent's real estate....other stuff.
>Kevin still has a pretty large amount of it. The guy really is a shark, lol. Once he bites into something, he won't let go. Look, I know it was me fucking up and you won't believe it, but we used to shut Solana network down every now and then to fuck with Kevin.
>Ahhh, was great. He seriously won't sell.
>Anyway, he's....kind of mad about things and wanted to me ask if you guys could just keep buying SOL. It'd really help me out a lot because...well, you've seen the television show. I don't think I can handle any more of those calls and you wouldn't believe the shit he says even though he knows it's a recorded line.
>Anyway, it's all good. Enjoy the bull run without me, lol. Wink, wink.

>>53272775
>Thanks, bro! I can't tell you enough how much I appreciate you buying. The more of this BTC I can sell at the highest possible price, the less I will have to work to pay off all those people I scammed.
>Seriously, what am I supposed to do? Become a motivational speaker like Belfort? I mean, have you seen me?
>Anyway, keep buying BTC and feel free to throw some into SOL and FTT. I finally remembered all my seed phrases for those wallets. If I can remember the ones for my Chainlink wallets, I'll see about getting that one pumped too......PSYCH!
>Nah, really. You guys are great.
>I got to go. As usual, peace and love. Sorry I fucked up, but I'll pay you back as soon as I get this dump---DONE. As soon as I get this done.

>>53264643
>Sorry, King! That's just me swapping all my alts for BTC for....reasons.
>Just keep buying BTC and maybe some SOL. I'm still trying to remember where I wrote down the wallet seed phrases for my SOL wallets. Maybe if I get as high as I was when I wrote them down, that'll help.
>Anyway, do me a solid and keep it between us that you saw me here. Thanks, bro!

>>53258616
>Thank you SO MUCH for buying right now, guys! I need to sell this pump. It's just that my lawyers don't work for free and my parents have already done so much.
>I owe you. Seriously.
>PS: Yes, I fucked her but I was high.
>Also, if you could not mention to my lawyer or the FBI that you saw me here, I'd appreciate it.

>>52733562
>I just can't figure out how I stole billions of dollars from investor accounts on that website I own, but will let you know if I do.