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Every single normie expects a halving bullrun.

Every single mainstream website that mentions halving says it’s bullish.

Gg mumu, you had a good year and a half.

But in a few hours,

Your udders are mine.

There’s a halving countdown on coinmarketcap, the most mainstream crypto portfolio site, for aaaaallll the normies to see. And even better? Click on it to see an article explaining why the halving means a bullrun.

https://coinmarketcap.com/events/bitcoin-halving/

Gg mumu, you had a good year.

But come halving,

Your udders are mine.

If this Israel-Iran fuckery escalates to outright war, one of the Iranian responses 100% will be bombing oil refineries in US-aligned gulf states and closing the Strait of Hormuz. This will absolutely HAMMER global economy, with SKYROCKETING oil prices. Which in turn will hit volatile markets like stocks very hard and even more volatile shit like crypto even harder. You can easily end up being 90+% down. If you are low on reserved money it is TIME TO SELL while you still can. Don't say I didn't warn you. Iran is run by religious nutjobs and Israel has everything to gain by escalating further to prosecute their war in Gaza and potentially attack Hezbollah. I am telling you this, so that you won't assume that shit will easily de-escalate.

All of crypto will nuke with the halving as the Great Miner Squeeze commences. Every miner will be caught swimming naked as the price PLUMMETS and their operations are no longer profitable. Only the strong will survive.

And that's a good thing

i bought SQQQ

>>57852098
Yes, you did it! You lost all your money!

There’s a halving countdown on coinmarketcap, the most mainstream crypto portfolio site, for aaaaallll the normies to see. And even better? Click on it and it shows an article explaining why the halving means a bullrun.

Gg mumu, you had a good year.

But come halving,

Your udders are mine.

$56,000 violently rejected

>Buffett holding massive cash stack
>Dimon selling
>Bezos selling
>Zuck selling
>Waltons selling
>(You) are holding the bag

>>57638142
Thanks for coming out, pre-halving moonbois

Just a bit of market correction, it's only natural. No need to be afraid.

>>57551368
Flip now just in time for the reversal.

First we crab, then we crumble

>>57490573
We are going to crab next week, and then we will crash. At most, we might see a peak on Tuesday the 6th. Then we crab and crash. You're going to the slaughterhouse, mumu

Sell now.

>>56160286
>that one guy who expects the rate to rise to 6.25% next year
Based.

>>55851211

>>55835376
I have a mortgage
That's what I'm trying to pay

>>55798183

uh oh

Where are the nothingburger fags now?

>>54068171
Are you guys able to liquify home loans?