/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26661409
I really do hope the dips lets be buy my $12 limit order for 25 stocks...

>>26648845
>>26648846
FUCK
I hope stock skyrockets so I dont get fucked...

>sold AMC at $4.5 to put in GME
>sold GME at $145
I still made a lot of money but I'm dying knowing it could've been double if i just held

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN MUMMY
WHY
MUMMY
WHY

MAKE IT STOP

The year is 2025.

I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Pink wojak woke me by serving me a happy meal.
I gave 0.000001 BZC to pink wojak as a tip. Three pink wojaksn helped me into the shower,
all while caressing me and drooling at my Bazingacoin wallet. They also came instantly after
seeing my balance.

I left my 50 acre mansion and got in my gold-plated 2030 Lamborghini Murcielago (custom made for me after the dealer saw my BZC)
and another one of my pink wojaks was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without
me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In a whim,
I arrived at the gym. I threw the pink wojak off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back.
When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my Gucci shirt off, and six pink wojaks lined up. We had an orgy,
which didn't last too long. Each pink wojak climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my Bazingacoin wallet.
I came, and transferred .00000000001 BZC to each of the pink wojaks.

After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps,
but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen pink wojaks. They orgasmed after hearing my voice.
My pink wojak in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the drive back home.
I left her in the car, transferred .000000001 BZC to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside.

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FEEL FREE TO RECOVER ANY TIME THOUGH

the first few dips this month got me into interracial cuck porn. Today I fapped to straight up hardcore gay porn and imagined myself as the guy being assfucked. It took a while to cum but I did it. No homo.

>>7010595
I TETHERED UP AT THE LOWEST POINT YESTERDAY

>>6627043
>mfw I just bought bitcoin at 11.5k and it's already down 1k

>>6575999
>>6576000

>>6531061
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FUCK YOU ALL
MY SHITCOINS ARE TANKING AND I DIDN'T SELL THEM WHEN I COULD AND NOW I'M STUCK HOLDING BAAAAAAAGSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>6080788
>get into crypto again like 3 weeks ago
>buy xlm at 21 cents
>get bored because shit goes sideways for a week
>go in after it starts mooning but keep trying to daytrade like an idiot
>make minimal gains
>decide i want to stock up on link and hold
>all in on xlm at 80 cents to increase stack to buy as much LINK as possible
>figure ill hold till singapore then all in on LINK
>XLM falls and falls and falls
>LINK moons and moons and moons

JUST

>>5954578
>>5954817
>TFW I actually bought $5 worth of these disgusting things back in September for no fucking reason
What do these fucking do?

>>5880102

>>5340952
EVERYONE PLEASE REMAIN CALM AND HAVE A MERRY CHRISTM-M-M

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