/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57940182
Yes the superNDA that necessitates that lawyers commit perjury in a court of law, a judge to defy a century of bankruptcy precedent in defying the debt waterfall, and Chobani himself lying to the SEC and said court. Oh and he's telling us all this via his children's books and secret messages on twitter. Nevermind that interview he gave explaining why he sold. Now if you'll excuse me my dog is sending subliminal messages to me about the winning lottery numbers.

The developments in these threads the last few days have not gone unnooticed.

>>56243493
Most sane BBBaggot

>>55929375
That poster literally snapped because shills were laughing at him in the BBBYQ general and started calling them "bump baggies". Probably sold his GME for BBBY at $5 and now we can only hope he gets the help he needs before it's too late.

>>55651712
When there’s “people” hitting 40pbtID every thread every day who are following the events of this stock more closely than people who actually bet money on this stock yeah you might be very autistic if that’s unpaid

>>55562298
based noooooticer. The conversation around “meme stocks” is heavily guided they have their hand in most public discussions

>>55503206
>no one can dismiss my schizo noticings

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>>54535948
Their job isn’t to FUD discreetly it’s to minimize the chance of new investors and maximize the uncertainty of current holders. Their goal is to derail any potential discussion and keep all platforms focused on shitflinging.
If every American attempted to DRS a single share this would be over within a day. Their job is to never let public conversation get to that point.

>>54400153
Mental illness bros, we are so back.

>>54061483
It is my Senpai...

>>54061526
Save your preddit logical fallacies, anon. That's cringe and you're not even applying it correctly. People and things have credibility and it's perfectly fair and reasonable to discount that credibility when they make a spurious claim. The entire document can't be trusted in my opinion, but if you want to pick and choose what to believe from it that's fine. We don't have to agree on everything.

>>53568948

>>53272363
Alright is he just drip feeding us schizos hopium to keep us holding?

>>53228963
I believe this.

>>53151787

>>52882835
Did the voices in your head tell you? Did you see a sign hidden in Cohen's artwork? Is your dog omniscient and communicating with you telepathically?

>everyone that disagrees with the current cope is a paid shill
>there are radios in my cereal boxes
>my dog can read my mind
Why tes, I do hold GME. How could you tell?
(I unironically have several thousand shares)

>>52519394
I'm going to order these books and decipher the clues Choen has hidden for us.

>>52462705
Good thing we're all so comfy and can hold forever.

>>52377942

>>52375277
Checked and every event that happens is related to GME.

>booba posts on smg
Market goes up
>no booba posts on smg
Market goes down

Over the course of the last 3 months I’ve seen this play out over and over.

>>51102101
Wait until they put these pieces together and discover links between the Rothschilds and Epstein.

>>50530483
>a griffin shall fall from the sky
>a silverback will hlwl with rage
>a citadel will crumble into dust

Trust the plan.

Two more weeks.

-E