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The objective best answer is to suck the cocks. Both of the other options have an ongoing commitment to eternity, which if you sum it up means an infinite cost to getting the $3.9M. But sucking 100 cocks, even with a time limit, is only sucking 100 cocks. When you finish, you have the money free and clear. And let's be honest, if you're motivated you can get 100 cocks done in a single day, even if you take your time with each one. 35 days to suck 100 cocks is less than 3 a day. You can also choose the cocks, so you can go find 100 guys with no stds and force them to shower and clean first.

Financially speaking, anyone who chooses not to suck 100 cocks is literally a faggot.

LMAO who the fuck doesn't already have 10BTC?

You've had over a decade, anon.