/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26643050
The exact same applies to LINK and this board

WE'RE GOIN' DOWN, DOWN WITH AN EARLIER TRADE.
AND SUGAR WE'RE GOING DOWN SWINGING.
I'LL BE BUYIN ROPE WITH MY LINKIES
A LOADED GUN TO MY TEMPLE, COCK IT AND PULL IT.

>>24319935
no it's a scam

>>24320059
no one cares idiot

>>24320236
annoying dumbass meme

>>24320279
>>24320281
>>24320288
>>24320309
get help faggots

>>22191389
if you bought link i dont feel sorry fo ryou. you perpetuated a hateful scam that had no merit being on this board. kys for real

>>20865003
anon, did you sell?

>>20198817
swingies get the rope

>>19557230
पहले एयरड्रॉप्स बिज़ पर होते थे, सेर्गे ने उन्हें कॉपी किया और अपने सहकर्मियों को बोर्ड पर बिठाया, प्रमोटरों का भुगतान किया, फिर बिज़ पर लोगों से संपर्क किया ताकि प्रमोशन, इनसाइडर ट्रेडिंग, घोटाला हो सके first airdrops took place on biz, sergay copied them and got his coworkers on board, paid promoters, then contacted people on biz to promote, insider trading, scam आपूर्ति का 65%, किसी भी समय डंप कर सकता है, Google ब्लॉगपोस्ट (इनसाइडर ट्रेडिंग) कॉइनबेस लिस्टिंग और पंप का कारण बना 65% of supply, can dump at any time, टोकन पर कोई विकास नहीं, संभव नहीं, eip170, इथेरियम में कॉल (अनुबंध करने के लिए अनुबंध) मुश्किल है, केवल एशियाई पैसे पर चल रही मार्केटिंग google blogpost (insider trading) caused coinbase listing and pump no development on token, not possible, eip170, calls (contract to contract) in ethereum are difficult, only marketing going on for asian money

I will come here every day to laugh at you.

When Sir Gay finally market dumps and flees to St. Petersburg, I will laugh at you.

I will laugh at you, every day until the UN Act of Decent Digital Communications™ in 2030 shuts this Cambodian Fly Fishing forum is shut down.

I will continue to laugh when they release the Comedy/Documentary, "Chainlink, the crypto scam of the century".

I will gather my sons on my deathbed and hold up the autobiography, when Sir Gay releases his autobiography, "My Fight to PAY BACK NEETS - Good for the money".

You guys got roped in by a literal autist fat russian with a background of failed scams and a jew with no proveable work.

This is the lowest level anyone could stoop to. And then, even in the afterlife, I will laugh.

I will go the way of Chrysippus and die laughing at all of you.

~t. someone who never got roped in and told you guys day one

>>17256921
Oh ok. Whatever you say, fake drunkanon.
Any more wisdom to share with us froggies?

>>17193880
It's true that sacrifices needed to be made

>>16672675
>>your id says to buy, therefore my calculated meme internet investment is worthy

fuck i hope you're allll in to lose it all

kys

>>16614477
Ch-checked
1000 suicides Eoy confirmed

>>15877062
proceed

THE MOTHERFUCKING ONLY THING THATS GOING TO HAPPEN IS AN INSANE NUMBER OF SUICIDES FROM YOU STUPID NEET FAGGOTS PROMOTING YOUR SHITSKIN VAPORWARE PROJECT AROUND HERE


>Based in the cayman islands
>Gives same presentation past 3yrs
>Nothing is intellectually patented
>>nothing burgers starting with sibos 2017
>JSON Parser
>Countless "insiders"
>Confirmed security by law group
>Manipulated price action
>Rest of the year = same presentation (You are here)
>SEC launches investigation
>Sergey Disappears
>Dev wallet dumps all tokens
>Team freaking out
>Confirmed edit scam all over the news

Master, please binance me again

>Based in the cayman islands
>Gives same presentation past 3yrs
>Nothing is intellectually patented
>>nothing burgers starting with sibos 2017
>JSON Parser
>Countless "insiders"
>Confirmed security by law group
>Manipulated price action
>Rest of the year = same presentation (You are here)
>SEC launches investigation
>Sergey Disappears
>Dev wallet dumps all tokens
>Team freaking out
>Confirmed edit scam all over the news

Master, please binance me again

>>15794243

$10 september right?

"Some faggots on a mongolian horse fishing competitive forum are tired of chainlink. Clearly they are bag holders and not just tired of the constant paid promotion that I was caught doing with literal indians to get this thing up. And it's not like I saw airdrops took off on 4chan and quietly plotted to create my own with my coworkers and came up with the first idea that popped into my head... I am a genius... arghhhhh"

"Another 700k master! Thank you, I will await September $10, October $10, November $10 and on and on. September$10 is right, 42 is right, every other namefag is right, I just have to keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting..."

"Yeah and the fucking SEC is on my ass but they can kiss my ass"

"no master I will kiss your ass and make dumb founded accusations at all the partnerships that are possible because you came up with some vague notion of data inter-weaving with smart contracts despite the fact that real time blockchain data aggregation is either impossible, will leave room for error or a reputation based system will endorse corruption thus rendering the entire idea of decentralized oracles entirely moot."

"No you idiot! No company will ever conceive their own oracle for their real-time needs, they're going to use our massively inflated shittoken linked to a bloated ethereum blockchain protocol to try and float open public transactional volume that will allow for data corruption or worse yet, middlemen attacks because I said so. You're the dumbass NEET and your money belongs to me... meee..meee!!! arghhhh!"

"Another 700k Master!" By now, the dumps are covering your chest and slipping onto the cellophane beneath your back. The gassy farts have made you delirious with joy. "Name me one other token that has it's marketing done for it by NEETs"

Tell your master sirgay his sham will be kicked in by the sec

>>15780243
>>15780331
>>15780395
>>15780396
"Yeah, you like it linklet don't you? Who's my little marine? im about to sibos you up boy!"

"I am your pay pig NXT master, proud to be a link marine, I've been collect since thirty cents. Please... sir... I am a corporal rank bitch pay pig in your dungeon of neets, please Binance me again. im too fucking stupid to think for myself and will just keep buying your perpetual motion machine scam."

He pauses, inhales and yells "link 1000 eoy" as another turd mutters it's way out.

"Another 700k for expanding the team, Master?"

"No. For this expansion." He shits again as he groans. "All of these tokens need to go to startups, Sibos loved us so much, they didn't invite us back ever because they just can't handle their love for us."

"A Cambodian basket weaving fisherman enthusiast form is all I need for financial advice."

just then, a fat greasy figure appears in the door way, "Sirgay, you dipshit two-bit hack, where's my money!"

"I'm sorry Ari, I've spent it all on ughhhhhhhhhh! Sp-spen-spent it all on paid promotions and shadow networking to promote my literal shittoken."

"Well dump some more and then buy my company, you dumb faggot slav"

"yes master" sirgay puffs up his chest as ari leaves the room and begins to recite.

"You see, you can't pull data onto the blockchain, it's impossible, no one would ever create a simple contract to query Google."

You smile. "Yes Master, I'm your paypig. All FUD is actually from other chainlinkers. These magical whales are trying to suppress the price."

"No... I will suppress the price.... rgghhhhhh ahhhhh arghhhhh..."

"Thank you master. Web3, sibos, truffle, I will follow it all and I promise to scrounge up what little money I have to throw at this fancy database contract while you dump 700k, thank you Master"

>>15656550
700,000
>Nothing wrong with me
1,400,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,100,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,800,000
>Nothing wrong with me
3,500,000
>Something's got to give
4,200,000
>Something's got to give
4,900,000
>Something's got to give
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>Dumped on why for (why for)
Can't take much moreeee

700,000
>Nothing wrong with me
1,400,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,100,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,800,000
>Nothing wrong with me
3,500,000
>Something's got to give
4,200,000
>Something's got to give
4,900,000
>Something's got to give
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>Pump me again (again)
Holding bags near the endddddddd

700,000
>Nothing wrong with me
1,400,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,100,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,800,000
>Nothing wrong with me
3,500,000
>Something's got to give
4,200,000
>Something's got to give
4,900,000
>Something's got to give
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>15623464
I call it Link psychosis. See how it attempts to argue feebly? How it portrays itself as correct in all manners, as if that this is the correct argument regardless of the scope or nature being discussed. When attacked or even if not provoked, they claim that they are the true prophets of cryptocurrency and that they will become extremely wealthy of owning a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of some internet company not registered in the US that will hopefully own a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of the derivatives market, because? Well, here they never specify what or how it is their token will work, only that it will put data somehow, through unnamed nodes working together, a literal informational ponzi built on unstable technology. Essentially they parrot what they're masters say.

>>paranoid
check
>>delusional
check
>>aggressive
check
>>uneducated
check
>>depressive
check
>>suicidal
at times

Anon, I hope you get the help you need. You're not right, you need help. It's okay to ask and it's okay to seek guidance but it has to start with you. You've been sucked into a literal russian internet scam and you refuse to accept facts.

>>15591740
700,000
>Nothing wrong with me
1,400,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,100,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,800,000
>Nothing wrong with me
3,500,000
>Something's got to give
4,200,000
>Something's got to give
4,900,000
>Something's got to give
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>Dumped on why for (why for)
Can't take much moreeee

700,000
>Nothing wrong with me
1,400,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,100,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,800,000
>Nothing wrong with me
3,500,000
>Something's got to give
4,200,000
>Something's got to give
4,900,000
>Something's got to give
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>Pump me again (again)
Holding bags near the endddddddd

700,000
>Nothing wrong with me
1,400,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,100,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,800,000
>Nothing wrong with me
3,500,000
>Something's got to give
4,200,000
>Something's got to give
4,900,000
>Something's got to give
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Looks like 1000+ suicides is back on the menu boys

https://cointelegraph.com/news/researchers-publish-evidence-of-chainlink-token-price-manipulation
https://cryptovest.com/news/chainlink-link-price-action-suggestive-of-pump-and-dump/
https://venturebeat.com/2019/09/10/chainlink-cryptocurrency-trading-shows-signs-of-pump-and-dump-scam/
https://news.u.today/news/chainlink-suspected-of-being-pump-and-dump-scam-by-analytics-company-anchainai

>>15583322
>>15583431
>>15583433
He inhales deeply then takes out a Cuban cigar. Lighting first a $100 bill then using it light the cigar. You can smell the ashy scent lingering in the room as the smoke drifts up.

"Th-they said... $32 million dollars isn't worth my Oracle solution. Fuck vitamin and his scrawny ways, a real man weighs at least 400 pounds like myself..."

Ecstasy over-flowing your body, you prepare yourself for the joy. You can smell what's coming.

"Just imagine all the data being sanitized by reputation, like Uber. No sybil attacks, all ERC20 based."

He lets out another fart and grunts again.

"Another 700k!"

You shout ecstatically, "build that oracle solution, buy that towncrier! hire more devs!"

"I've give you something to cry about" He replies. Once more he grunts again and shits a violent flow of diarrhea, this time getting on your chin and lip.

"Who needs toliets?" He questions a shadowy figure in the corner.

"One of my Pajeet devs" He says smiling.

"I'll shill for you Master!" As you cry out, the sloppy heap of shit covering your body as it slides down.

"1k EOY is FUD!"

"No... I will give you the fud." He grunts again and proceeds to let out a gassy fart.

"Another 700k!" He cries out as he lets his sweet, hairy cheeks flap as another shit dumps out.

"Di-di-", the shit overflowing your mouth, "d-didn'... arghhh, didn't read, not selling"

>>15581114
"Some faggots on a mongolian horse fishing competitive forum are tired of chainlink. Clearly they are bag holders and not just tired of the constant paid promotion that I was caught doing with literal indians to get this thing up. And it's not like I saw airdrops took off on 4chan and quietly plotted to create my own with my coworkers and came up with the first idea that popped into my head... I am a genius... arghhhhh"

"Another 700k master! Thank you, I will await September $10, October $10, November $10 and on and on. September$10 is right, 42 is right, every other namefag is right, I just have to keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting..."

"Yeah and the fucking SEC is on my ass and immigration is tracking me. Apparently being a fat Russian causes problems in this petty country." He inhales deeply... "Cuban... a good flavor, did you know this cost me $3200?"

"Wow Master, I hope you buy more stuff..."

"Yes, I am time and the elements. You won't belive how many threesomes I've had with chink prostitutes in Asia. I get to travel around the world and do cool shit. Who the fuck needs an offic-of-of...arghhhhhhhh!"

"Another 700k Master!" By now, the dumps are covering your chest and slipping onto the cellophane beneath your back. The gassy farts have made you delirious with joy. "Name me one other token that has it's marketing done for it by NEETs. Name me one other token with such returns as ours and that is promising such returns. Money is free, Master and I give mine willing-"

"Arghhhhh! Another 700k!"