/biz/ - Business & Finance

>see LINK logo in catalog
>rapidly click on it hoping for a quick hit of dopamine
>its some useless thread like this one
>dopamine rapidly wears off as he sees that the thread contains no useful information and the price is still the same as it was last week
did this just describe your experience?

Can we all agree this boring shit is on its way out? I think its time we became a stock board.

Now that the dust has settled.....what went wrong?

I honestly don’t give a shit where the price of link goes. I don’t care if it goes to 100$ tomorrow or 5 years from now. All I’m concerned about is having the least amount of black people owning this coin as possible. That is why I FUD this coin. I don’t care if some white reddit faggots get on board because they find out more and more about it before it takes off. If it takes 5 years for link to moon and that means more black people end up selling because they need to buy more pork rinds... then that is the optimal mooning timeframe for me.

And make no mistake all you black linkmarines out there. You will undoubtedly be invited to the yacht party when it happens and I’m personally going to sell 50 or so link to build you your own seperate faucet to drink cheap malt liquor out of on a seperate area of the yacht while the rest of us have a faucet with Grey goose vodka pouring out of it

You are in better position than us OG Linkmarines with big stacks because it’s impossible to do anything now. The world is absolutely FUCKED. Everything is FUCKED.

You’ll have to let the govt stick you with a vaccine first. Then you can play with your linkies. You aren’t going to make it.

HODL ON TO YOUR LOYAL BABY COIN

Once I have millions. I will still be on biz. As I am traversing the country in my lambo going to different universities to bang sorority girls in my mid 30’s. I will also come to biz once a week, to see all the newfags that come to this board who got here too late to make millions from link.

And I will make a thread once a week as I’m driving throughout the country in the middle of the country and post a pic with $3,000 cash in a bag at some mile marker in the middle of nowhere as sort of a treasure hunt for newfaggots that can have my scraps. Cuz that’s exactly what 3k a week will be once I’ve made it. It will be nothing to me and nothing will be more satisfying and fulfilling than watching people in poverty scramble to find my 3k each week which will be nothing to me.

She wants 500$ a month in rent and I have 10,000 LINK and negative 220$ in my checking account. I showed the dumb bitch where Link's price is right now and she knew where it was before. She's at her wits end with me and I told her to just give it 3 more months, but she isnt having it. She took away my XBOX too and I'm in South Dakota where there is nothing else to do but play Halo 3. Shes telling me to go work in an oil field but I dont want to be killed when we are so close to the singularity. Any South Dakota LinkMarines I can stay with for the summer? I'll give you 50 link a month. Or should I just hit the fat bitch over the head with a frying pan?