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>>54021438
>#womanintech

As I posted here- >>54016320

The problems at SVB are pretty easy to explain.

They have a genius management team that bought 10 year mortgage backed secutities at 1.5% rates with their entire liquidity pool.

I mean why buy rock solid gov't bonds at 6% when you can buy highly volatile 1.5% mortgage backed securities on pig igorant ghetto trash immigrants before a major mult-year recession???

SVB can't offload these securities, because instituational investors are not retarded and would never buy these securities against the current safer market options available. Thats the problem, SVB has to keep selling these MBS at an increasing death spiral rate of return.

Bank can be saved, but only if the Fed comes in and takes these MBS's off their balance sheet somehow. Probably thats whats happening right now behind closed doors.

But don't worry, JAY is working hard on this right now. She will roll into some $500k a year job at the WEF within 2 weeks of here unemployment here.

All these tech-bros with 7-8 figure deposits in SVB will take major haircuts here. Ironic since they imposed this non-merit based equity garbage on the world these past 20 years.

The problems at SVB are pretty easy to explain.

They have a genius management team that bought 10 year mortgage backed secutities at 1.5% rates with their entire liquidity pool.

I mean why buy rock solid gov't bonds at 6% when you can buy highly volatile 1.5% mortgage backed securities on pig igorant ghetto trash immigrants before a major mult-year recession???

SVB can't offload these securities, because instituational investors are not retarded and would never buy these securities against the current safer market options available. Thats the problem, SVB has to keep selling these MBS at an increasing death spiral rate of return.

But don't worry, JAY is working hard on this right now.

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