/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56901219
umm anon. i'm a lt. colonel. 4 x 14,999.99

>>50706535
Yup. They tried the same thing against /ptg/ on /pol/ for years. That's how you know they're ShareBlue, nobody else is fucking retarded enough to think threadsplitting changes minds in CY+7.

>>50601933
>multi trillion dollar conspiracy gives up because some Hyrulean frog choir imageboard got quints

>>30197692
>18 posts of seethe
>NOOOOOO YOUR SEETHING

https://www.vice.com/en/article/m7awpb/big-pump-signal-telegram-group?utm_source=pocket-newtab-global-en-GB
>The clock struck nine. The coin was announced as “Sky” – I’d never heard of it, but that didn’t matter – and I managed to buy hundreds of pounds worth within ten seconds of the signal. Now I just had to sit back, watch the price rocket and pull out with a pocketful of cash. However, the price started to plummet within seconds.

>I refreshed the page and my £100 was suddenly worth less than half of that. Instantly, I started to sweat. I was the real-life Mr Krabs meme. I refreshed, again and again, watching my money disappear on a graph in real-time.

>It was only four minutes past nine and the writing was sadly already on the wall. I'd been had. My £100 was now worth £8.

>After a bit of research, it turned out that the organisers of the group had quietly accrued large amounts of the currency over a prolonged period to avoid suspicion. Then, once buyers like me jumped on board, they cashed in. As the signal went out and we were all clamouring to buy $Sky, the chiefs of “Big Pump Signal” were selling it – in bulk – sending the price crashing down.

>Two hours later my phone buzzed and it was the Telegram group. In came a message from the organisers: “What a success!” I realized then why you can’t send replies in the chat – newcomers would never know what happened. It’s the perfect crime. The group is still active at the time of writing and the scam happens over and over again.

>>29873873
I like how trannies and jannies are the same line item.

>>29596757
SUCK MY DICK MELVIN

>>29382029
oh wait the person im replying to is probably deep in xrp. yeah haahaha guys i bought xrp at 20 cents in 3 years ago LOOK AT MY SICK 10000% IN COMPARISON TO LINK oh wait

>>28441084
>Hahaha I am not that much of a seething faggot that actually gives a fuck what you think hahahaha
Literally a seething no-coiner

>>28417058
>doing anything but converting fiat to BTC in IRSbase

>>28328545

>he didn't buy during the dip again
now its in recovery, next stop 34c and beyond

as Elon called him, Vlad the Stock Impaler

>sold gme at 120

I TOLD YOU FAGGOTS TO GET OUT AND NOW YOURE STUCK HOLDING THE BAG LMAO GET REKT RETARDS REDDITORS BTFO

>>27494314
>HE SOLD

AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

>>27425559
>nervous wrecks dancing on their toes as if they’re holding in a piss

>>27372871
No. Enjoy my bags Jeb!

>last 24h
>down 54.9%

>>27155426

>Melvincels

>HE REALLY THOUGHT HE WOULD OUTKIKE THE KIKE

>>27036639

it's going IT'S GOING IT'S GOING

millionaire at 13.5 anon here. please, tell me more about how the chart looks unhealthy and we're due for 6 at any moment now :^)