/biz/ - Business & Finance

>you did buy tsla before eod yesterday, right?

>>23141694
>you don’t

>>22829941
>be me
>work with a bunch of old boomer fucks
>all loser alcoholics who fluff themselves up and try to look successful wearing cost and tie/business suit
>customer walks in
>literally a bunch of jackals start drooling and cackling
>customer looks scared like a trapped zebra
>sales people surround the customers
>can literally see the customers pupils dilate and start running
>sales people smell fear and close the circle
>you wanna buy something? You’re here! That means you wanna it something!!! You wouldn’t be here if you didn’t wanna buy some furniture!!! I get you a good deal!!!! Let me help you!!!!!!!!
>customer starts swinging, breaks out of the ring, and runs to the door
>sales people lick their lips and start circling the store again, waiting for their next victim

>>22594879
>they thought they could cash out

>>22471555
Just move the yellow line lower.

>>22429096
Where’s link going to? Lmao.