/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58049278
I can't reveal too much due to a gag order. But the demise of FTX and Sam being jailed were part of a bigger plan.

The seed for SOL was planted while Sam had the attention of society.

Once all FTX customers are made whole, they're free to let the house of cards crumble and short it all the way down to $0, effectively
>destroying confidence in the markets
>making politicians create stricter crypto policies
>SBF's family and friends become billionaires

Such a short attention span you all have.

It didn't have to be this way, but ultimately all of this was your choice. One can profit from your stupidity, it's only natural.

Here's a crumb for you all:

There are multiple projects that will benefit from the fall of Solana. The founders/CEOs are part of a tribe helping out SBF.

One such CEO is highly controversial in biz for dumping millions of tokens and not being transparent about where the funds are going.

This CEO is Jewish and no one talks about it, why do you think that is?...

We are in deep sleep until 2025. Just normal cycle

How do i stop pooping all the time? It's boring and ruins my focus because i usually take a shower to wash my asshole afterwards

Sex and crypto currencies are the only things I enjoy anymore. I'm becoming a complete sexual deviant. More freaky the better. Stuff like eating out her ass even when it's sweaty and gross and letting her pee on my face. And watching bitcoin price in the hopes it goes up. This feels like a disaster waiting to happen

I'm poor and have no money and barely feed myself. But I have bitcoin. It's going to moon again right? I've read that people can go like a month or more without eating.

How do I make money on the internet without leaving my basement? I'm so tired of wage cucking. Just need to make enough to pay for my food and property tax and other small bills (1500-2000 USD a month)

tfw: paid 70k to buy an electric meme car and now gas prices are going back down. Costs nearly as much to fill my car with electrons. Risk of now power during blackouts.

How do I financially recover from this? Should I sell my meme car?

Is anyone here actually rich? No larping. Is it worth pursuing?

I feel better when my imaginary internet monopoly money is worth more imaginary us dollars.

What was your all time high in USD and what are you at now?

I'm a poor nigger and my ath was like 10k I'm at 2200 now so luckily I don't want to kill myself. But tell me your story anons.

Just hodl for 50 years

From a business and finance perspective, is being a stay at home husband to a dominatrix a good idea?

I just wanna play video games while my wife brings home the bacon then afterwards I can service her however. It sounds exciting to me. But is it financially a good idea?

Anyone else here hate niggers?

>>25611491
>hodl

>>24716404
>iCUE software

just had a wet fart and needed to shower bros

>>18752096

>>18509726

>>16142962
show us how to do it correctly

i shouldn't have checked my mint account

*Inhale*
*Exhale*
>Mic feedback
The main show will begin very shortly as the crowd is still scurrying in.

>>11097380
t. pleb

>>10435965

>>9597730
>he didn't get in at the absolute bottom and sell at the tippity top

haha point at him and laugh xD