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Impressive.

With this most recent advancement, fate has in a single stroke, marked the decline of the bear and spelled a new era of wondrous prosperity and peaceful global dominance for the SPX BVLL, which promises to firmly stand in sharp contrast to the historically bloody ascent of bearish powers and the cruel subjugation it brought to the humbler traders of the world. With the blessings of Federal quantitative easing, negative interest rate policy and quantitative plunge protection will be the instruments with which the BVLL affirms its noble stewardship of 21st century world markets and offers the non-boga world a different option; a bovine alternative to the depredations of bearish leadership and the opportunity for a more equitable and dignified mercantilism.