/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58353664
>>58353692
>>58353714
>>58353770
>>58353789
Well done, Gentlemen.

>successful entrepreneur (so far)

Bros I’m fucking a disinterested milf tomorrow

>>57216753
>platform
I’m manically paranoid so I don’t wanna go into that
>advice for my past self
Skip college
Don’t waste half a decade with a fiancée that doesn’t work out
Drain your credit lines sooner rather than later
Don’t be a risk averse pussy. I essentially yolk’d this endeavor after my girl left me. My risk aversion went out the window but it all worked out in the end

Don't worry, OP. This kind of autism will fix itself later in life. In the meantime just try to imagine this pepe.

THIS IS NOW A $45k WAITING ROOM

>>56550637
10 points to Slytherin

You had two years to learn, but you didn't learn and now you have no idea what you're doing.

You're panicking because of this, so you will end up losing a lot of money.

It's all good though because I will make that money.

Your sacrifice will be appreciated.

By me and others like me.

Cheers gentlemen.

>>54617083
based

>>54180558
>>54181125
>not even tripfagging
a true Chad of our times

>>53920727
*pshht*

Bravo
Alpha
Sierra
Echo
Delta

confirming
*pshht*

To all my my nigger, and even to all my fudders, I wanted drop in to provide an update regarding my recent silence and offer a rightly deserved explanation. First off, let me say that I am more convinced than ever that this will be one of the few technology leaders in this crypto revolution that ultimately becomes ubiquitous with Web3. It is for this reason that I have chosen to go the "official" route and started working on a project that will be utilizing the it. [For all those thinking I dumped or bailed... pfff, not a chance; not with a project like this. My conviction has only grown stronger and I’m only going deeper into dedicating myself to it.] This is also the reason I went radio silent and have not been in /biz lately.

I can't provide any details regarding the project so please don't be offended if I don't answer question(s) in this regard. Working on this new project, however, also means I will have to dox myself and therefore the time has come that "faggot" will be retiring. Yep, faggot is officially sunsetting. But the 'real me' will be coming into light. Whether I will eventually dox my 'real self' as faggot is TBD, but know that I will never be far from this project, nor will I ever let go of any tokens for <$100. I will say that it has been an absolute honor and privilege building the community with all you niggers, and it would have not been possible without all you. It also wouldn’t have been possible without all the help from the jannies here, the discord, the main channel, CT, Slack, GitHub, Reddit, etc.

And as demonstrated by the amazing jannies here, the community is only going to continue to flourish and thrive and continually evolve into something bigger and better than its previous version. As always NFA/DYOR.

>>52350579
>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m Anon. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis

mfw

>>51336948
green id or dubs will guarantee $1 EOY

MFW Papa Elon tweets about your favorite shit coin...