/biz/ - Business & Finance

"wow that's quite a lot of food you're buying sir, throwing a party?"

>"Something like that... Just having a few friends I've met on the internet over, we run in the same..... Investment circles"

"Well that's wonderful, and is that a brand new Rolls Royce phantom you pulled in with?!"

>"Haha indeed it is, a man who's made it can't pass up buying his dream car."

"That's very true sir..... Well anyway your total comes to $1000, we also accept trades for GME or AMC to USD of course we also accept CHAINLINK, in which case your total will come tooooo......... 0.0061 LINK"

>"I'll be paying with CHAINLINK, obviously, I am a core investor you know..... Bought in back when it was only $100......... now I own three mansions, two yachts, a helicopter, and a submarine."

"Gosh sir that's very impressive"

>"Yes but sadly not everyone was so lucky, you see that man working at the in-store McDonald's, Making $12 an hour? That man had a bigger stack then me, and sold his bags to me for $100 per LINK, what a fool....."

>And that janitor over there, he was the top jewish trader at the merril lynch hedge fund, he tried to short GME and AMC but these diamond hands never budge, i would almost pity him, if i didnt hate him so. However i do appreciate the BILLIONS he made me through his idiocy.

>Say my dear, would you like to attend the party? I'll let you ride shotgun in my new Rolls Royce Phantom

>"oh my gosh... of course i would, how could i turn down such a RICH, and, HANDSOME man as yourself."

>Very well my dear, lets be on our way. Time is money.. or should i say.. time is, GME

I CANT BELIEVE THAT ANON WAS TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT THIS HOLY SHIT I'M GOING TO BE FUCKING MILLIONAIRE EOY

"wow that's quite a lot of food you're buying sir, throwing a party?"

>"Something like that... Just having a few friends I've met on the internet over, we run in the same..... Investment circles"

"Well that's wonderful, and is that a brand new Rolls Royce phantom you pulled in with?!"

>"Haha indeed it is, a man who's made it can't pass up buying his dream car."

"That's very true sir..... Well anyway your total comes to $1000, of course we also accept CHAINLINK, in which case your total will come tooooo......... 0.0061 LINK"

>"I'll be paying with CHAINLINK, obviously, I am a core investor you know..... Bought in back when it was only $100......... now I own three mansions, two yachts, a helicopter, and a submarine."

"Gosh sir that's very impressive"

>"Yes but sadly not everyone was so lucky, you see that man working at the in-store McDonald's, Making $12 an hour? That man had a bigger stack then me, and sold his bags to me for $100 per LINK, what a fool....."

"wow that's quite a lot of food you're buying sir, throwing a party?"

>"Something like that... Just having a few friends I've met on the internet over, we run in the same..... Investment circles"

"Well that's wonderful, and is that a brand new Rolls Royce phantom you pulled in with?!"

>"Haha indeed it is, a man who's made it can't pass up buying his dream car."

"That's very true sir..... Well anyway your total comes to $1000, of course we also accept CHAINLINK, in which case your total will come tooooo......... 0.0061 LINK"

>"I'll be paying with CHAINLINK, obviously, I am a core investor you know..... Bought in back when it was only $100......... now I own three mansions, two yachts, a helicopter, and a submarine."

"Gosh sir that's very impressive"

>"Yes but sadly not everyone was so lucky, you see that man working at the in-store McDonald's, Making $12 an hour? That man had a bigger stack then me, and sold his bags to me for $100 per LINK, what a fool....."

"wow that's quite a lot of food you're buying sir, throwing a party?"

>"Something like that... Just having a few friends I've met on the internet over, we run in the same..... Investment circles"

"Well that's wonderful, and is that a brand new Rolls Royce phantom you pulled in with?!"

>"Haha indeed it is, a man who's made it can't pass up buying his dream car."

"That's very true sir..... Well anyway your total comes to $1000, of course we also accept CHAINLINK, in which case your total will come tooooo......... 0.0061 LINK"

>"I'll be paying with CHAINLINK, obviously, I am a core investor you know..... Bought in back when it was only $100......... now I own three mansions, two yachts, a helicopter, and a submarine."

"Gosh sir that's very impressive"

>"Yes but sadly not everyone was so lucky, you see that man working at the in-store McDonald's, Making $12 an hour? That man had a bigger stack then me, and sold his bags to me for $100 per LINK, what a fool....."