/biz/ - Business & Finance

Crypto had never seen an absolute beast like this before.

What if he slacks off? and just fucks around with asian girls while scratching his dick in public?

sharding is not comming. Vitalik has had enough.

>>10173388

would Eth have mooned if vitalik looked like this, all else being the same?

will the real money skelly please stand up

Buy my ether nerd.

I havent fucked in a week. Because Im bored of hot 19 yo club sluts.

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Maybe if you're some kind of queer.

>>8388909

Based Vitalik.

My girlfriend opened my crypto copypasta document and saw the one about John McAfee eating a log of shit out of a 15 year old belizian prostitutes asshole. She started screaming at me and crying and having a fit because she thought I liked poop and underage girls.
So today I had to sit her down and explain to her the history of John McAfee, what a copypasta is, why its funny, and why being vulgar and inappropriate online doesnt mean I personally want to eat poop from a teenage girls asshole.

She said that "I cant deal with this right now, Im so grossed out that you would even have something like that on your computer" and then she left. I dont know where she is. She is probably off telling her herd of fellow thots that her bf writes gross porn about old men eating poop right now.

Thanks /biz/.

At least she didnt find my loli porn folder.

Why do all of these piece of shit altcoins follow btc? Is it because the only purpose for their existence is to get btc for their creator?