/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56682023
It's 2PM. I need a pump.
>>56682024
I'm gonna school you instead

>>56567109
I'm 18 for legal reasons.
I have 2,5 metric tonnes of Uranium 235 smoldering under my scrotum right now that the Saudis are begging me to sell to them for the entirety of Australia's Abo's reservations once they poison the Diesel with lactose: the only known substance that will kill a boong in 3-5 business days after gulping it down their sandpapered gullets.
Total acreage worth: 15,8 billion.
Total boong organ worth: -150 billion because they're all pear-shaped but will be nuked.
That's how I got to be me. By being me. You're you so you suck.

I drink 58 year old scotch straight from a solid gold dick-shaped decanter every morning before I push the queen's crown jewels up my mercury-bleached asshole because mercury makes you fucking insane and if I wasn't I'd be like you, you fucking normal fuck.
You think that's gay? You drink hedge-fund manager hangover piss every day from a solid cock of shit.
You like the shitcock, you faggot? Didn't think so. But you're you and you suck so go fuck yourself.

Buy my investment course for FUCK YOU because that's all you have.
I wouldn't let you thatch my gooch-hairs for a 100% commission on Etsy's basket-weaving market. Fuck you. You're poor so fuck you.

Faggot

>>56016086
I didn't really care about getting rich until my bitch of a sister started leeching off my parents and pretending that she was rich.
She then sued my mom for harassment and stalking because she wanted to see her grandkids and my sister wouldn't let her.

Mom died last year and my sister acted surprised that she had been disowned and then came after me and my brother, blaming us for not giving her the full 33%.
From that point on, I vowed to be filthy rich one day so I could throw that in her heartless, self-absorbed destitute face.

Going strong at €1 million net worth right now, give or take. Many more to come so help me God.

>le based schyzo autist guys !!!
kys

>>54687987
$20k in 2 weeks

>>54338879
So true

>>54203768
If it would all play out the same; fuck no.
Life has been hard enough and living in a reloaded save would be mental fucking torture.

I'll take my chances.
Go live in your pods you fucking drones.

>>54129036
no

Someone got so butt hurt I curb stompped them in tekken they reported my avatar on steam lol

It was a nazi pepe lol "muh innaprorpro hurty fee fees!"

Zoomers are such faggots

>>52328204
Kucoin is :
still a nice lil alternate CEX with NonKYC
The Flea Market of Crypto.
The Lottery Ticket level of Leverage & Futures Shitcoin Degenerate Gambling.
decent for APY% on EARN.
still pretty cheap on TX/RX fees.
there was some FUD a month ago, i pulled out, but everything seems to have seethed down.
They are Rice Niggers , so you know they will stick with The Canadian Samurai.
The fact that it is not mentioned regularly on here should tell you something

Also Fuck you Pepe AI Spambot.

>>51686811
>criticisms
Your lot were reeing over a sec using a smiley face. Nothing you said has been in good faith or a real argument. You’ve just pulled accusations out of your ass and resorted to ad-hominems. So fuck off, your worthless tranny. Come back when you have valid criticisms, or better yet, commit suicide.

beware the jew

Why won't the BTC mining pools fork to something more efficient like BCH or BSV and just call it bitcoin?

>>50201230
Stfu

>>50139087

>>49661152
Delet this

>>49512412
This. Everyone who is worth learning anything has learned by now or is own their own path of learning. Then you get the retards like ITT screeching about how they've been losing money for so long and how we're all retarded but then also begging to be spoonfed.
Most of the time I only bother to reply to call people out or remind people to stop helping the very same people who keep shitting on them.

I don't know why people go to the effort of typing detailed responses to shitheads who post "give me an example of a good X and explain your reasoning" which is essentially "do my DD for me".

It's not even a case of "Oh I'm just trying to help and be a good person" because as is observable ITT they simply don't deserve it.

I don't know any Le Dore but all French are dumb so stop wasting my time.

>inb4 "b-but youve only made one post"

>>28949263
literal ponzi scheme founded by an arrogant obese scammer. tell me why i would want anything to do with richard heart, he is cringe beyond belief.

>>28417646
DYOR

>>28376674
Look at this shitshow, its all carried by one full time pajeet and one part time chink.
https://syscoin.org/roadmap

ur already ded fgt