/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28080376
20k stacklet here, mirin hard anon

>>19790909
1) Invest 10k entirely in Netflix @3 dollars a share
2) 2014 your netflix shares did a 20x
3) Invest the entirety of your 200k in an Ethereum mining rig (which will recoup its investment in 3 months so effectively 3 months of mining would yield more ETH than buying outright)
4) Once eth goes past 100 USD and difficulty rises start mining Monero
5) At this stage liquidity will preclude buying any shitcoins so convert ALL your ETH and Monero to XRP in December of 2016 for another 5x
6) You should have billions of XRP at this stage and exit in January when the volume is at ATH
7) Convert to stonks taking a 50+% tax hit
8) Buy DIS, TSLA, AMZN
9) Sell just before Covid epidemic hits and buy credit default swaps
10) You should currently be worth 30-40 billion, invest all of it in AMZN and Bitcoin 50/50

it isn't fair bros

when is eth 2.0 going to be released?
is this just a meme?

How much is your crypto/tether net worth?
No LARPing. No external assets. Only crypto.

Reminder that getting rich will never save you from getting MOGGED

>>8892569
>just hit the gym bro

>>8602831
>>8602839
>>8602905
>>8602991
>just gotta put yourself out there, bro

>>8467889
Here you go bro. Just remember to be yourself.

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Right: Incel still trading shitcoins

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No amount of gains, no amount of clothes, personality, or surgery will ever let you experience genuine human affection