/biz/ - Business & Finance

WE ARE IN A GLOBAL ECONOMIC CRYSIS WHO HAS THE MONEY NOW TO BUY INTERNET SCAM COINS IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE

DO NOT REDEEEEM!

WE'RE DUMPING MY BASTERDS!
DO NOT REDEEEEEEEEEEEEMM!

gimme fucKING SLURPIES NOW GIVE ME THE FUCKING SLURPS FUCK YOU NORMIES I NEED TO LOWER MY AVERAGE GIVE ME SLURPISLURP

GIVE M E
SLUUUUUUUURP

All my positions have been going sideways for a month it's driving me insane...

>tfw put all my spare cash (only $500) into RH last night thinking I could jump into it this morning.

Can't even look up the stocks that are good right now.

I just bought another 20oz of silver

>>20296796
FUCK WHY DIDN'T I BUY

>Missed BTC in 2017
>Missed Link in 2020

Are there any decent jobs/paths forward for someone with no degree or experience

I'm never going to make, am I?

JANNY GET OFF YOUR FAT FUCKING ASS AND DO YOUR JOB I DON'T PAY YOU $0 AN HOUR FOR NOTHING

>>18218149
Why did you give Coronachan shitty tits? She should have small tits instead.
You ruined it!

>>18215159
>>18216133
>>18216183
>>18216248
>>18216320
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!! LET ME SLEEP, FAGGOTS!!

>>18215903
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU CHINAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY PROPERTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

REEEEEE. YOU FAGGOTS TOLD ME THE MARKET WILL FALL. MY ENTIRE PORTFOLIO IS SHORTS AND PUT POSITIONS. I AM GETTING ASS KEKED BECAUSE YOU FUCKING LIED.

TIKTOK BAD!!!
ZOOMERS BAD!!!
WHY DO KIDS EVEN PLAY HIDE AND SEEK???
THAT SHIT ISNT EVEN FUN!!!
KIDS STUPID!!!

>>12063728
>job application makes you do personality test
>more than five questions on how much importance you place on making friends in the work place
FUCK THIS SHIT WHY IS THIS ALLOWED

>>11526342
You know, I thought people were overreacting on the shitty recruiting process until I was went through it.

>be me
>accounting major
>going through recruiting process at Ernst & Young (choice A)
>fed retarded bullshit about working hard and their love and dedication to the firm from HR and recruiters
>"what will I be doing as an intern?" "audit" great thanks
>go to their firm's event for an entire day, skipping class, networking, pretending I can about their firm
>going to their happy hour to get drunk with a bunch of retarded auditors 3 days later
>take a virtual interview a week after that
>get selected to visit their office again and have 2 quick interviews and a case study interview
>process goes from August to November so far, haven't heard back yet.

>go to meet the firms
>network with a top 30 firm as opposed to a big 4 accounting firm
>meeting with accountants who actually know what I'll be doing instead of retarded recruiters
>get invited to a fun event at their firm for 4 hours, casual interviews (no behavioral questions), and just bullshit in the break room
>get a call 3 days later with an offer
>Interview process was about 2 weeks start to finish

Go fuck yourself big 4.

TELL US FAGGOT I LOST EVERYTHING IN AION REQ AND RCN THE LAST TEN MONTHS

AAAAAAAAAA

Any other wage slaves here hate Labor Day weekend, or any other 3 day weekend for that matter?

>live in South Florida
>not worth going to the beach because the traffic on the causeway is bumper to bumper, and the parking lots are war-zones
>even if you manage to find a parking spot, the beach is over crowded with Cubans blasting reggaeton every 10 feet

>wanted to take my kayak out into the bay
>every single person who owns a boat has formed a 10 mile long line outside the marina entrance
>still wouldn't feel safe on the water because the average boat owner here is a subhuman shitskin who boats with a BAC >.08

>want to go fishing at local park
>can't find parking, it's filled with spics hosting barbecues and, once again, blasting reggaeton every 10 feet

Fortunately I'm getting a new work schedule that gives me a weekday off in exchange for working sundays. There's literally no point in 3 day weekends if every outdoor leisure activity is a shitshow.

>>10612126
>Helps to have high salary
But how anon, how?

>>8965813
Literally 71% of my portfolio. REEEEEE

>>8795672
>gets listed on bitfinex
>pumps 5%
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEQ