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Eating healthy in a bull market is the #1 scam (((they))) will get you on. Literally why would you buy expensive ass healthy food when you can buy a large Little Caesar's pizza for $5 which is at least 2 meals if you're not a fat fucking piece of shit. You shouldn't be messed up taking a couple months of a completely shitty diet, unless you're already fucked up. I have been doing this for 3 months. I drink a gallon of water each day and I eat about 2-4 pizza slices per meal. I buy a bunch of Little Caesar's pizza at the start of every week in lieu of grocery shopping. Sometimes when the gains are huge I will gather some McDoubles or McChickens. You guys don't even know how much I've made by min-maxing my eating habits. I still workout btw (gym is a scam) but water and pizza is all you need in the short term.