/biz/ - Business & Finance

And how do you find goons to hire? How much should you pay them?

I sell adult novelties to women (lingerie, massagers, etc) in a "pleasure party" format. Basically, this an affiliate operation. Women I know throw a get together to look at my products. I provide them with booze, and cheap food. Then I show up and let them look through my products. Woman hosting the party gets a cut for bringing me a captive audience.

You'd be surprised how easy it is to get tipsy women to spend money on cheap chinese panties and dildos. It's a really great business model. Except for one thing -- one of the women I network with has this boyfriend who is an overly jealous faggot. Chad Juan DeMarco sees me as a threat for some reason. He'll show up to these parties to "watch" (which really kills my sales, girls don't have as much fun when they feel like they're being judged), and on more than one occasion he's been drunk and got in my face talking all that "if you ever, ever, ever try anything with anonette bullshit"

I've tried explaining to him that it's just business. I've tried explaining to him that I'm gay. This guy doesn't fucking get it. Last time I flat out told the woman that if he's there I'm not showing up, which was hard to do because she by far makes me the most money. But what do you know, he showed up drunk as fuck, spilled a whole bottle of wine meant for the girls, and when I asked him to leave he grabbed me up by the shirt and tore my favorite polo.

This guy is a problem, he's getting in the way of me making money, and I'm concerned he may become violent with me. What should I do, /biz/? Do I outsource the problem to goons? How will I convince street toughs to become my dildo party goons?