/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56370127
Eh no thanks, I'll just buy the stock.

>>56324904
>Hacks for focus?
Unironically go on a 5 day fast and take some LSD. Best thing ever for market insight.

>>55915347
>Offer me money.
nah
>>Power too, promise me that.
nope. don't care
>Offer me everything I ask for
still not selling

>55836975
To bad you couldn't bait us into selling.

>Be me, a 4chan user who just heard about the GameStop stock frenzy
>Decide to buy a few shares just for fun, since everyone's talking about it
>Post about it on /biz/, telling everyone to join in and "stick it to the suits"
>Suddenly, everyone on 4chan starts buying GameStop stock like crazy
>Price starts skyrocketing, and mainstream news picks up the story
>Hedge fund managers and Wall Street brokers start panicking, wondering what the hell is going on
>But we just keep buying and holding, holding and buying
>Eventually, the stock hits $1000 a share, making all of us rich beyond our wildest dreams
>Meanwhile, the suits are losing their minds, trying to figure out how to stop this internet meme from ruining their precious system
>But we just keep laughing and making memes, enjoying our newfound wealth

And the best part? We did it all by just being ourselves and having fun on 4chan. Who says trolling can't change the world?

tuesday tuesday what will happen