/biz/ - Business & Finance

I will with great enthusiasm and all smiles keep fiat in my bank account as long as chad jerome keeps pumping rates and sillycon valley techniggers rope. Every stablecoin going into the dumpster fire and tech company getting a hair shaving is worth the risk. And I WILL with 100 percent smiles let them convert it to CBDC for me in agreement I get a state paid autistic white gf to bust deez nuts in. Fuck your FUD.

>its tax season
>landjannies have to report income tax on their rentals
>on top of 100 percent unavoidable property tax
>they pay taxes TWICE for their "investment"
>my divvies just stack no tax no headache

oooooooooh landjannies uncle sam need money for tendies

>not stacking government bonds and getting that sweet 9 percent on I bonds

Bondchads when will these moomoos learn? Stocks are for degenerate millionaires that get rugged by whales in decade long deflations see nikkei 225. Zestimate stacies are smug until they see the zestimate dropping and have to pay bills instead of trying to increase value through expensive renos. And crypto bros? Little shits are getting rugged by their yield scams and btc as a global reserve? Hah. XMR chads are alright though, smart bois need some private cash on the side. Also dont even get me started on metal horders, silver squeeze rent free and gold baggies thinking piss metal will ever matter to anyone other then jewelry dealers. Bonds are for bigbrain poors and the actual whales of the economy.

Yeah.... Still think the markets overpriced. Won't buy in until complete collapse of a US state or a big tech turns into a penny stock. Hold those bags though.

>not investing in utility stocks
>getting bullied by boomer schiff into commodities kek
>getting bullied by biz into buying shitcoin dip
>getting bullied by smg SOXL fags
>getting bullied by jeets on smg pushing the latest news headline meme stock

Warren buffett got rich off farmland and trains. But keep thinking your broke ass can outsmart bobos and HFT bots. Go ahead and keep getting pegged by cathie woods though kek.

>summer selloff
>septembear
>octobear
>novembear
>decembear

I smile everyday there are people losing money. 2 dollar linkies next.

>>49384944
Linkies will suffer for the rest of their lives. We will see another bad leg down and send link to 2 dollars and below. Reminder that ethereum is still closer to 2k then 1k. BTC hasn't seen the full capitulation yet. They will come here and post euphoric shitposting when link goes from 2 dollars up to 4 dollars only to see the next leg down be to 1 dollar a stink. It will be late 2023 and pain will send linkfags into mass hysteria spamming this board to sell as link drops to 50 cents. The last remaining chances to sell out if they were ICO lucky. The clock will tick by and the pendulum swings as they watch their rare opportunity to sell while they could slip away. It will be 2025 and btc slowly recovers while link stagnates like XRP. Forgotten coins of the past. Looking at the charts will be like watching urbex videos of 00s mcdonalds long abandoned. Replaced by their corporate no soul variants. They will not cry as their spirit was broken and they are already in tears on the inside. The smugness and the bashing of wagies a thing of the past. It will be 2032 and you will see sergey make an interview on 60 minutes about the wild world of crypto in the late 10s and early 20s and sergey when asked about people losing money will just look at the camera and say it was just like dotcom bubble and many companies failed to move on just like his, saying he has zero guilt and moved on and that regulations in the mid 20s was a good thing for defi.

>>23020153
Welcome aboard fren

>>23020545
Half of that is FUD or outright fabrication. ICO price was at $0.25 though, all of the ICO holders sold, you can check on etherscan, there's no whales left for the project.

>>23020559
Buy low, sell high. Oh, forgot I was on biz, do go ahead and buy in to whatever project has pumped 300% in the last day and posted red wojaks when you're financially ruined.

I'm giving out 10 GEEQ ($6) to anyone that gets dubs, 25 GEEQ ($15) to anyone that gets trips and 100 GEEQ ($60) to anyone that gets quads. Post your eth address, no rerolls allowed. Good luck.

>>22991775
Heh... HEY CATCH THIS MOONSHOT!

>>22976012
Read the whitepaper or the link I gave

>>22976526
>>22976650
At this point it's a guarantee

>>21832922
>step 1: stay comfy

>DUDE JUST LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS FOR 50 YEARS

75k NEET

>>18464332
Working from home is still work. Better luck next time, bucko.

If you had $50 and $50 dollars only, had all the knowledge you currently have about markets and stocks and wanted to make the most profit out of the coronavirus situation, where would you start investing and why?

>>18230634
Wrong

why should I be a commie as a neet?
we would be forced to wagekek for
nothing better than denmark style social democracy

>>17985715
This. We're gonna be living on easy street from now on.

>>17834328
Matthew 5:5
Blessed are the meek,
for they will inherit the earth.

I personally can’t wait for sunday

I'm looking forward to staking my 1000 ETH and living the comfy neet life.

>>16023438
Wanna toss around the pigskin with me tomorrow? If you're too busy, that's ok.

>>16023352
>get to see their normie brains clunk over in real-time trying to make sense of it
This is the best part.