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OP, you're Pinnochio who just realized you're turning into a braying jackass, because you spend too much time on Please Island.

You have to escape the island, the only way is to follow your consciousness and just into the watery chaos surrounding you. You can return home, if you like, but you won't find your metaphorical father there - meaning you won't find a father figure (whether literal or figurative) to tell you what you have to do. You have to figure that out yourself. How you do that is to figure out what your ideal life is and begin striving towards it. The first step is to face exactly the thing you don't want to face.

This message brought to you by Jordan Peterson, bucko.