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I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE. MY NAME IS JASON PARSER AND I HOLD CHAINLINK

Chainlink is your golden ticket to Willy Wonka's Big Mac Factory.

As a wise anon once said, ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS BUY CHAINLINK AND DO NOTHING. Now why is that so difficult? Wanna chase shitcoins? Diversify? Why? Your precious ego?

Chainlink is ordained by KEK himself to put you on a one way street to /makeit/land. Whether that's a comfy cabin, an ethnostate, or brappers on tap, Chainlink is your best chance to make it happen. So why are you selling for shitcoin of the week? Why don't you understand that patience will bring just rewards? Why do you not trust the power of weaponised autism? Chainlink is your golden goose, everything else is naught but the axe of the impatient farmer.

>>20157371
Are ya winning? I feel like I'm winning today.
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT. ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT>

The price of LINK is backed by the Big Mac price in USD.
Everything below it is undervalued.
Everything above it is overvalued.

Do the math.

>>16407073
Oh my god. I can't beleive I invested in a man of such low morality. Thanks for looking out for my financial well being anon. Just sold everything.

I would still chose a Big Mac.

I'm about to throw my last half btc into LINK. Seems like a bargain desu. Not that my anus isn't bleeding a little from last night.. but then again, I bought in early 2018.