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>Be me
>Poorfag
>Go to the bank to deposit all the physical cash I have on hand since I've got no job and only $30 in my account
>When I arrive I can't figure out how to put the money in the ATM machine
>Sit there like an idiot for 5 minutes trying to jam a $100 bill inside only to have the deposit box close on my hand several times
>Give up and have the teller place the money into my account manually (nice young lady)
>She asks if I have a check but I respond with physical
>Slip her the $100 bill, and when she asks if that's all, I tell her there's more
>Look like a drug dealer as I fish a bunch of crumbled bills worth $200 dollars out of my wallet
>Get the money in my account, and as a token of my appreciation I go down the street to buy her some flowers
>When I return 10 minutes later she's not there
So what the fuck do I do with these flowers now? Do I go there a third time - perhaps at 5 when the bank closes? I know the teller's name since it's on the receipt. Alternatively I can just give them to my mom when she comes home from work.

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