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I made it out boyos! Thanks for all your good advice and schizoposts, i was was little help since my phone died. My buddy and I dug around the car for 45 minutes, managed to get under it and clear the front axle from the sand it was resting on. We took carpet out of the back and put it under the front wheel, then cut a bunch of sagebrush and put that under the other. Tried reversing out, no dice, adding more brush, no dice, wheels ended up 8” down in the sand. We called AAA, no dice, don’t offer service that far out. Called every tow truck company in the nearest city, including an off-road specialty, none of them would come that far out. We walked a couple miles to a road and waited, eventually flagged down an older, clearly gay man.
He didn’t have a towing cable, but said he knew where we could find one. I hopped in his car with him, my bro waited so we could find where to turn back in. As me and this dude are driving, he asks me about where we work, what we were doing, the usual. Then he turns off down a dirt road, drives a little ways, and asks me if I’m 18. The hair on the back of my neck stands up, and I remember I left my pistol in the car. I stammer that I’m 23, and he says “good, all the guys at the camp are naked”. We pull in, and there’s a bonfire going and I realize we’re at a nudist party. It was pretty cool honestly, a bunch of old dudes in trucks and some surprisingly hot ~35 year old chicks with nice bushes. We ask around, and a dude with a big ol fuckin dick lets us have a tow chain from his truck. We head back, gay guy tows us 3ft off the sand, and we went to IHOB for a delicious burger. What a fun adventure.