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Anonymous Mon Feb 1 14:57:13 2021 No.27396424 [View]
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Hello... IRS?
Yes, yes well it's quite complicated to explain but...
I simply lost my GME share certificates on a boating trip after taking my new Ascari I for a spin.
No, no... I'll simply be paying zero, yes, zero taxes this fiscal quarter.
Illegal?
You have to understand, Mr. Goldstein, the brokerage known as 'Robinhood' marked my 8000 GME shares as a 'sell' when I had requested the certificates for them.
Prosecute me?
Haha... Okay, Mr. Goldstein, you'll be able to locate me some 4000 nautical miles west in the North Pacific Ocean.
Mare liberum, baby.

>pic related, its my Ascari I.

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