/biz/ - Business & Finance

My therapist told me I need to change my approach to life.

How do fuck bitches and make money

>age 30
>67k net worth including IRA
>Can't get a loan for a house because homes are 600,000
>Don't want to buy an apartment
>Saving money in bank at 4.5% pa
>Buying btc when I can (bought at 25k)

Are cars good assets? I don't think I should buy a business, I know nothing about running one

Halp

Attention, everybody. I have an announcement to make. Today is one year until the bitcoin halving. It is also a Friday night, the comfiest night on biz, in the peak of the bear market. Congratulations anon, if you are in this thread, you ARE going to make it. In this thread post alpha, advice, coins you are balls deep in, or your favorite pepe or apu. Do NOT post coins from the last bull market. And ABSOLUTELY NO tipping of our janitorial staff. Thank you for listening to my announcement, and remember anon. If you are in this thread you ARE going to make it

What's one thing I can thats free and earns me money?

Remember, it has to be free (costs nothing) and it has to earn me money

GO NOW

PULL ALL YOUR MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK!

Got it good?

Invest in the short term against the US dollar with lbs of dollars and sweat equity.

What you want to do is maximize the upside

With VERY low risk!

Okay?

Just told my boss I'm leaving for one of their competitors and they're giving me $1 an hr more

You should have seen the stream billowing from his ears

Let's pretend it's 2010.

What do I put my money into right now to see massive returns like 2010 btc?

How do u turn $1,000 into $10,000?

Can someone post the panini recipe? I'm about to go to the store

And we're going live right now with the Anons from biz!

Tell us what's happening in the btc news today guys!

Niggers

Hm yes, very impressive anon.

So tell me, how much do you want to be paid?

>just got hired at a different company for $10 more per hour
>Told my current employer I'm going to work at a grocery store for the same pay
>They send out a company wide email "we congratulate anon and celebrate his 5 years with the company, he going to pursue his dream at working in a grocery store. He has done over 1 million in sales this year and it will be a major hit to the team"

Kek why are employers such dumbasses?

How do we stop the nigger problem?

>told work I refuse to work for a company who uses spyware filled hardware from Chinese manufacturers
>Boss is confused why I do the bare minimum for my minimum wage
>No career progression, no significant raise, they reward good work with more work or you help them do their jobs

Kek

If you are a single woman over 30 in China you are called left over woman or orange at the bottom of the basket or the sugar cane that didn't get sold.

If you are a single man in China over 30 you are called a diamond bachelor or quality real estate in Cantonese

How do I profit off this?

*ahem* Frens, gather around on this dark and dreary night. For I have an announcement to make.

So for us newbies can anyone explain what is leverage trading and how you do it, especially for cryptocurrencies

>job didn't ask for references

Holy shit the difference between the market of 18-25 yo girls compared to 30-35 is fucking atrocious.

How do I profit financially from this large discrepancy?

Anyone else call in sick to watch the charts? He he he

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Okay

Gather around all, I have an announcement to make!

What's it called when you literally print money, charge people to exist, call it tax and do nothing in return?