/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55582093
shadow fork online

Hello AVAX, I have niggers

>>53858339
I made my first 100 link from swallowing Sergey's seed

Is Sergey Nazarov the Charles Ponzi of the twentieth first century?

In Dubai lived a man named Ibrahim
With a passion for crypto, he'd take a gamble
He met a CEO, a man named Sergey
Who led a startup called Chainlink, you see

Ibrahim fell in love, oh what a shock
With Sergey, his heart began to rock
But when the price of Chainlink fell
Ibrahim's heart began to yell

"Betrayed!" he cried, "This can't be real!"
He took to the internet to vent and feel
But then he saw Sergey in the land of Frisco
And his heart began to glow, oh how brisk-o!

"I'm sorry," said Sergey with a smile
"I never meant to hurt you, all the while"
They hugged and kissed, their love did thrive
Their happiness, the world could see and drive

The story of Ibrahim and Sergey
Spread far and wide, it was quite a spree
A tale of love and crypto, oh so grand
A story that will forever stand!

As a devout Muslim man, I learned from childhood to reject homosexuality and the temptations of the flesh.

But everything changed when I bought my first cryptocurrency. Years ago, I invested my life savings in Chainlink.

It is safe for me admit it now. Anonymously, I can confess I am deeply in love with another man. His name is Sergey Nazarov.

Don't get me wrong. I'm still a heterosexual Muslim man, sure. I am married to a woman. But I can't stop thinking about being penetrated by Sergey.

Every second I think about his masculine embrace. I want to lick Sergey's hairy armpits. I want to cuddle with him while we swing on a hammock somewhere on a Caribbean beach. I want to suck his average-sized penis and swallow his blessed sperm. I want to receive his jizz deep in my rectum and carry his child. I want to marry him and give birth to a beautiful Russian baby.

I am a devout Muslim man and I repudiate homosexuality. But when I invested all my life savings in chainlink, I fell in love with with another man. His name is Sergey Nazarov.

What am I supposed to do now, Muslim brothers?

Remember this day?

>flavor of the week BSC and BNB
>whole of biz covered with newfag binance tards and BSC sihtcoins

It wasn't supposed to be like this

>>26588087
The hillrise capitol ama gave me 100% confidence that tradfi partnership will be this week. One of the advisors on Sunday hinted in the tg that it would be coming in "days". Ive been in ALBT since 0.08 and will not be selling till at least $5, id have made a lot of money by then. For other anons lurking, look into LTO, etherisc and Unido. Its really not hard to make money. Just buy early, dyor, and dont listen to fud and retards who buy shitcoins

>>26412111
WHEN THE FUCK DID COFFEE GET SO EXPENSIVE???

>>26368179
PRQ and LINK is a comfy portfolio. I just wished I bought more PRQ while it was under $.50

>>26210691
LINK ALBT QNT OCEAN . That's ALL you need

>>26117938

HOOOOOLYYYYY SHITTTTT

>>26111375

Breaking ATH is usually done by insane high volume pumps. What is this low energy shit? Huh $22 already? Better take a break. Fuck that, what's wrong, is it a fake out?

>>25513720
>tfw have the shirt AND met Sergey in real life

>the shadow fork

Have you ever met Sergey in real life?

>>19957995

>>18590741
I hold 3200 LINK, what's a whitepaper?