/biz/ - Business & Finance

Oh linkies. What would the world of cryptocurrencies be without you? What do, we owe the honour. The promise of Link seemed glimmering at first. The premise of 'rent free' was surely innovative and ahead of its time. But, as time showed us, this coin was nothing more than a pump and dump that inadvertently created the most deranged community of bag holders known to man. A community that incessantly screeches "rent free" whenever they feel threatened, which is very common. To be a linkie is to be deranged. Having lost everything, whether it be your house, marriage, wife's sons college money or life-savings surely takes a toll on the mental serenity of a linkie's mind. Slight threats critiquing the developers of Chainlink sets the common linkie into a state of neurosis that can only be cured by euthanasia or the eventual revaluing of this godforsaken currency. However, once the price reaches 10 cents, the value will continue falling. This crash will be catalyzed by the fact that thousands of wallets will be lost as a mass suicide of linkies, causing the price to dip even further. Don't be deranged, don't be a linkie.

Oh linkies. What would the world of cryptocurrencies be without you? What do, we owe the honour. The promise of Link seemed glimmering at first. The premise of 'rent free' was surely innovative and ahead of its time. But, as time showed us, this coin was nothing more than a pump and dump that inadvertently created the most deranged community of bag holders known to man. A community that incessantly screeches "rent free" whenever they feel threatened, which is very common. To be a linkie is to be deranged. Having lost everything, whether it be your house, marriage, wife's sons college money or life-savings surely takes a toll on the mental serenity of a linkie's mind. Slight threats critiquing the developers of Chainlink sets the common linkie into a state of neurosis that can only be cured by euthanasia or the eventual revaluing of this godforsaken currency. However, once the price reaches 10 cents, the value will continue falling. This crash will be catalyzed by the fact that thousands of wallets will be lost as a mass suicide of linkies, causing the price to dip even further. Don't be deranged, don't be a linkie.

Oh linkies. What would the world of cryptocurrencies be without you? What do, we owe the honour. The promise of Link seemed glimmering at first. The premise of 'rent free' was surely innovative and ahead of its time. But, as time showed us, this coin was nothing more than a pump and dump that inadvertently created the most deranged community of bag holders known to man. A community that incessantly screeches "rent free" whenever they feel threatened, which is very common. To be a linkie is to be deranged. Having lost everything, whether it be your house, marriage, wife's sons college money or life-savings surely takes a toll on the mental serenity of a linkie's mind. Slight threats critiquing the developers of Chainlink sets the common linkie into a state of neurosis that can only be cured by euthanasia or the eventual revaluing of this godforsaken currency. However, once the price reaches 10 cents, the value will continue falling. This crash will be catalyzed by the fact that thousands of wallets will be lost as a mass suicide of linkies, causing the price to dip even further. Don't be deranged, don't be a linkie.

Oh linkies. What would the world of cryptocurrencies be without you? What do, we owe the honour. The promise of Link seemed glimmering at first. The premise of 'rent free' was surely innovative and ahead of its time. But, as time showed us, this coin was nothing more than a pump and dump that inadvertently created the most deranged community of bag holders known to man. A community that incessantly screeches "rent free" whenever they feel threatened, which is very common. To be a linkie is to be deranged. Having lost everything, whether it be your house, marriage, wife's sons college money or life-savings surely takes a toll on the mental serenity of a linkie's mind. Slight threats critiquing the developers of Chainlink sets the common linkie into a state of neurosis that can only be cured by euthanasia or the eventual revaluing of this godforsaken currency. However, once the price reaches 10 cents, the value will continue falling. This crash will be catalyzed by the fact that thousands of wallets will be lost as a mass suicide of linkies, causing the price to dip even further. Don't be deranged, don't be a linkie.

>>6391601
>coping this hard
sure, it's king today, but you if you think that can't change, you are truly a fool. absolutely deluded.

>>5692183
ok buddy

>>5376907
The irony is that capitalism is how humans act naturally, whereas socialism is an artificial way of living. Humans are greedy.

>>5372784
t. Amway bag hodler

>Mocking TA
>Saying BTC is headed towards 25k

Honestly, fuck Linkies. They are so fucking deluded. They are so fucking deranged. I honestly don't understand how they can continue being so fucking smug about their absolutely shit coin. It's so fucking infuriating to see a 5% bump after a series of 30% losses of weeks, and see them get so fucking smug. Linkies are basically a cult at this point, worshipping Sergey so he can cash out his 32 million to buy more Big Macs. Arkies aren't nearly as deluded as at least their coin is doing well USD wise, up 12 times since June, compared to a two-time drop since October. I am stuck between wanting their shitcoin to moon so they can stop their pathetic HODLing, or have their coin drop to zero so they all an hero and this board regains peace again. I don't hate them, I just want them to realise how deranged they are.

>>5015272
You fucking brainlet. That chart shows the peaks relative to its original starting price.

>>4973171
how new are you

>Litecoin is literally only mooning because its the first coin normies see on Coinbase that isn't Bitcoin

lmaoing@(litecoiners)

>>4958853
can't wait for you retards to get anally devastated by the IRS when they immediately see the fraudulent numbers you'll have to put on your return to do this

>>4944351
>>2019
>>known about Chainlink since september 2017
>>pink wojak

SEVENTY FUCKING DOLLAR TRANSACTIONS. IT CURRENTLY COSTS 70 DOLLARS TO SEND A FUCKING TRANSACTION. TWO DIGITS. SEVEN TIMES TEN.
>Oh yes sir that will be 5$ for a cup of coffee
>Don't forget your 70$ transaction
CURRENCY OF THE FUTURE RIGHT AAAAAAAA YOU GUYS ARE GETTING ANALLY RAPED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>4902934
>satoshi's vision

>214174 unconfirmed transactions
>110.18115506 BTC in fees
>Averages out to $8.23USD fees for the average transaction

Coin of the future lmao

>>4867361
>2024
>Bitcoin becomes world currency
>157,209,103 unconfirmed transactions
>57% fees

Wow guise the future looks bright

>2024
>Bitcoin becomes world currency
>157,209,103 unconfirmed transactions
>57% fees

Wow guise the future looks bright

Things you can buy with fiat
>Everything

Things you can buy with Crypto
>Drugs (almost always online though)
>Computer parts
>Games on steam

Wait, actually you can't even buy games on steam anymore. How the fuck is $15000 worth getting high building my own computer?

You'll always be deranged

>>4779945
no bcash is better than bitcoin though
>inb4 people who baghodl btc get bootyblasted

>TFW afraid to put my money into crypto after watching nearly every ALT crash hard over fall, like Confido and Chainlink

Whats the safest bet. I want a coin like NEO where it was steady gains over the course of a couple days from 5$ to 50$, rather than a one hour moon like literally every coin right now.