/biz/ - Business & Finance

Anyone else laughing their add off at all the newfags trying to use Uniswap and realizing they're priced out?

Sorry bro your 2 shares of GameStop barely cover the transaction fees for a trade.

>10.23
lmfao linkies just can’t catch a break. sorry losers, looks like you’re actually going to get a job and stop gambling on worthless tokens!
>cope

I stole about $300 worth of product this year by going through the self scan and not ringing up certain items. Am I going to hell?

I am a God fearing man but I don't feel like I'm doing anything wrong. These corporations will take advantage of you at every possibile turn so why shouldn't I do the same? If they are comfortable with me scanning my own items so they don't have to pay a high school kid $8 an hour why should I go out of my way to look out for their best interests?

But I can afford there items and a few free steaks and cans of coke aren't worth eternal damnation. But I hate the current state of western society so much that this small rebellion gives me immense happiness.

>mfw i give biz bros a project before its officially launched

>go through self scan
>ring up organic asparagus as regular asparagus
>don't ring up ketchup at all

Oops. Guess you should have paid a high schooler $7 bucks an hour, huh? ;')

>get paid $35 an hour
>work two hours a day
>two dumb to know how much this is an hour because I just shitpost here all day and play animal crossing

>he only had one wallet

I sense a lot of anger on this board. Looks like your little bubble got popped! Uh oh.... maybe you might actually have to make something of your life instead of waiting for nothing to happen!
t. old fag who rode and sold ETH and LINK, 900 and 17 dollars :)

Paid $60 in gas to buy a Uniswap shitcoin. And when it failed due to slippage, do it over again a couple seconds later.

>Currently up 40%.

It's XR PEE PEE time

>mfw this pumps and chainstink dumps

mfw when seeing this coin heavily shilled on biz to keep the normies away from the real pot of gold

hidden gem... sleeping giant... mainnet soon... easy 10x... Ivan on Tech loves it... Coinbase invested in it... new partnerships announced next week... Ethereum killer... Top 5 EOY... whales are accumulating...

below 10 dollars we go! hahahah stupid linkies. smart money already sold already. see you at 6 dollar bleed in the next couple of weeks :)
(just opened a short btw)

*SNIFFF*
You smell that? It smells like euphoria in here. Remember 2017? You almost cling to the beautiful feeling. Just know the crash will side swipe you when you least expect it. You thought it was going to be easy right? 10 dollars is merely being tickled and LINK LOVES to dump 25% after a pump

You’ve been warned.

EVERYBODY TAKE YOUR CHAINLINK OUT OF EXCHANGES AND PUT IT IN YOUR WALLET

Anyone want to bet that for the next 3 months link will slowly fall back down to 5-6 dollars?

TFW when i shilled heavily AMPL on this board (and never owned any)

Tfw never swing but tell other anons I do and actively encourage them to do so.

What if we do have flags and most of fudders end up being leafs?

fuck niggers

TFW you finally hit top 3000 wallets for LINK.

I just wanna spend my days mogging normies with a lambo once I make it...

Kek I spent $40k in LINK. No ragrats.