/biz/ - Business & Finance

by (((they))) you mean sergey taking a multimillion dollar shit on us every fucking week?

>>27011260
THE SHADOW HAS BEEN FORKED

>>24547928
>who is dumping?
you really have to ask ?

im gonna put my whole stackie on whatever position >>22222222 is holding

fomod in at 19 w 12k. all my savings. am i retarded?

Sergey Nazarov was an obese, autistic glutton. His oracles were wrapped around the simplest JSONparser imaginable(Sergey, as a Master of Philosophy, merely knew the basics of programming), and his sales pitches were based on delusional ramblings about smart contracts and made-up rumors about "big-class partners". It would have been difficult for him to gain any popularity if there hadn’t been a constant herd of autistic NEETs and paid Indians shilling his ERC-20 tokens on social media. Big Macs were consumed continuously but Sergey’s only way to deal with it was to make twisted jokes about his unhealthy eating habits because he simply couldn’t admit having problems with his lifestyle. After all, the only merits of this “Cayman Islands’ biggest Big Mac enthusiast” are probably how many Big Macs he was able to devour and how many NEETs he caused to commit suicide when LINK returned to 20 cents with the Mainnet announcement.

>he paid $5.55 for something Sergey printed 650 million of for himself, for free
the absolute state

Digits decide when sergey takes his next oily 500k shart.

We're at a local high so my guess is within the next hour.

>>19291727
https://blockstream.com/2020/04/16/en-bitcoin-privacy-improves-with-btcpay-servers-p2ep-implementation/

blockstream is making bitcoin actually fungible and anonymous (unlike any of those shitcoins) while pajeets shitpost

BTC maximalist here. I was considering buying some just for the meme factor, I know all altcoins are shit.

Why should I buy this again? Is it inflationary? Total supply is too big, its not decentralized just as every altcoin, its probably prone to getting hacked at some point if its not PoW. Seriously now, this is nonsense. The only reason I would buy this is due the never ending shitposting.

explain to me, whats the real purpose of chainlink? troller faggots gtfo

can anyone explain what the fuck is happening?

You literally saw here people talking about yacht parties.

Why you didn't sell?

>>16384366
Where Are Your Linkies? Present Them To Me....

WHAT WILL HE SAY TOMORROW

Look
If you had
One shot
Or one opportunity
To seize every Big Mac you ever wanted
In one moment
Would you capture it
Or just let it slip?

Yo
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's McDonald's sauce on his button down already,
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To dump 700k, but he keeps on forgettin'
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes OH NO NO NO so loud
He opens his mouth, but the oracles won't come out
He's chokin', how, everybody's pink wojackin' now
The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Ari, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No
He won't have it, he knows his whole partnerships a fraud
It don't matter, he's Slav, he knows that, but he's fat
He's so stacked that he knows, when he goes back to his Lambo, that's when its
Back to the Cayman Islands again yo, this whole rhapsody
He better go capture this Big Mac and hope it don't assblast him
You better lose yourself in the mixicles, the moment
You own it, you better never hodl
You only get one shot at $4.50, do not miss your chance to dump
This pump comes once in a lifetime you better
You better lose yourself in the mixicles, the moment
You own it, you better never hodl
You only get one shot at $4.50, do not miss your chance to dump
This pump comes once in a lifetime you never hodl

Sergey's souls escaping, through his stomach that its gaping
This world is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order
A normal life is borin', but super stardom's close to post mortar
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
He dumps all over these bagholders is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's known as the globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no coder
He goes home and barely knows his own project
But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water
His bagholders don't want him no mo, he's PnD product
They moved on to the next scamcoin who flows, he nose dove the price and they sold nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds, I suppose it's old partna, but the dump goes on
Da da dump da dump da da

You better lose yourself in the mixicles, the moment
You own it, you better never hodl
You only get one shot at $4.50, do not miss your chance to dump
This pump comes once in a lifetime you better never hodl
You better lose yourself in the mixicles, the moment
You own it, you better never hodl
You only get one shot at $4.50, do not miss your chance to dump
This pump comes once in a lifetime you better never hodl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YOEEpWAXgU

>Nazarov comes to the stage to do a demonstration of CL with the new state of the art Town Crier(tm) hologram technology
>feed starts to cut out
>I PAID $20 MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS TO ACQUIRE THIS COMPANY
>AUDIO WORKED A HUNDRED FUCKING YEARS AGO
>YOU PIECE OF SH-SH-SH-SH

h-hey sorry about that... we're gonna make it like, n-next year

Reminder that ultimately is worthless because there is no reason for anyone to use it; its open source, and you they could just make their own blockchains. Simple logic; the chainlink token is fluff and pump; mostly worthless. yeah it may reach $1 but anything more then that is pure cope. thats not even to mention superior competition like witnet, oraclize, enigmz etc...link is over. deal with it

>>10257139
Angel, my son...

Only on fucking /biz/ can lack of information be construed as a positive

So after all the biz memes and shilling I finally got the chance to meet sergey at a venue

Sergey walked in and few people started talking to him; once they passed I bought a drink and approached him. I gave him the drink and asked how his night was. He was kinda drunk already from the look of it, but he pounded the drink without saying anything. I wasn't too sure what to think so I got more to the point and asked if it would be cool to get a pic. He leaned into my face and said, "Tonight isn't about that. Tonight is about me." and walked away.

Not even 5 minutes later he was taking pics with some other people across the venue.

Any other anons dissapointed when they finally met their heroes?

>>7209638
INSIDE INFORMATION, MAIN NET RELEASE AT 500 POUNDS. I CANNOT DISCLOSE MY SOURCES.