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Aaaaand its gone.
Cya at 200k mcap where Im gonna rebuy. Healthy correction is needed sell everything.

NASDAQ going to LOD soon. grab your cankles mumu bastards

Good evening, crypto enthusiasts! I'm your host, Bobo the Bear, and tonight we'll be smashing the dreams of bulls and HODLers everywhere.

Brace yourselves for a riveting rollercoaster in the Bitcoin market, where the only thing more unpredictable than the price is the drama. Buckle up, folks, because it seems Bitcoin is preparing for a nosedive, aiming for the IMPRESSIVE low of $10,000 next month. Yes, you heard it right – the price might just take a detour to the good old days of 2020. Back when you still had a chance to "make it". Too bad those days are long gone.

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>>57594107
Uh-oh.

Did these faggots say or do anything that will crash Bitcoin in the 30k’s?

>“We are heading to a delisting of all stablecoins in Europe on June 30,” given that no project has yet been approved, Marina Parthuisot, Head of Legal at Binance France, told an online public hearing hosted by the EBA. “This could have a significant impact on the market in Europe compared to the rest of the world.”

golden bullrun r-right?

https://www.coindesk.com/policy/2023/09/21/binance-warns-of-multiple-stablecoin-delisting-as-lawyers-puzzle-over-eus-mica/

>JUST IN: FBI has officially launched an investigation into Grayscale.

>>56048084
>Isn't it enough that Vitalik, BIS, Solana, ... are all fudding Chainlink?
even more bullish now

Good evening,

26k has been rejected

Mumus are on suicide watch.

15k-30k pump was deadcatbounce

>May 1st pre-bell: ON Semi
>May 1st after-bell: NXP Semi
>May 2nd after-bell: AMD

>>54138876

>oh man banking is done
>fed is gonna have to cut it by 100bps at least
>no wait they're gonna raise it still
>CUT IT NOW
>wait no maybe they'll pause it
why are talking heads like this?
also why dont we have any dove/hawk memes?

This just in. 23k DENIED AGAIN.
Eth crabbing.

How are you feeling about this, Pepe?

Ladies and gentlemen, support for 17k is crumbling as we speak.

The CPI will be raised accordingly to counter any threat to the current financial system, the threat in question is crypto as a whole. Expect pain on the 20th-21st, you will be brutally punished for attempting to undermine the status quo, serfs.

Why did home prices go up so much in San Diego but remain fairly flat in LA over the past 2 years.

ITS OVER

they are falling harder than a rock on jupiter
>what does it means?
It means jews bankers and hedge fund and pretty much every person that has enough money to matter is getting out of the market and investing in bond
>why?
because they know a depression is coming and naively think the only safe place is with government bond because government can't go bankrupt

This is the final stage before utter capitulation and -10% a day kind of drops in the market. The smal rlly happening now it the sp 500 and dow is only the retail buying the jew's bags

>t. jew that just selled all his bags

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how are we trading this bear market lads?

the dump starts sunday. time to tether up friends.

Apple calls every dip is a free money hack. Prove me wrong.

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>2013 bullrun was built on mtgox shenanigans buying BTC for $0.00 and driving the price up
>2017 bullrun was built on tether shenanigans buying BTC for $0.00 and driving the price up
>2020 bullrun was built on extreme tether shenanigans buying BTC for $0.00 and driving the price up
What does the 2023 bullrun have in store for us, anons?