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>land a job as a quant because programming is fucking retarded babby shit in my country and the whole fucking nation is just "we don't do real CS here, go web or go home" fucking web shit
>move to a western country I don't even like (Hungary)
>the big bank is killing me, demanding 10% monthly returns on my algo as a fucking junior quant
>don't even care about stress that is probably killing me, the problem is I'm not even making good money (don't fall for /sci/'s >le 300k starting meme)
>finally get some time off to go socialize (only know fellow autismos from the bank here)
>go out with them, chad of the group actually introduces me to some hotties
>one of them is actually a friend of my qtpi neighbour
>take her home, forgot that I left the door to my work room opened
>I had work all over the place (I write down math shit on paper because I waste a lot of time trying to do it on a tablet)
>NO DON'T-
>she sees all the math nerd shit laying around the room and walls
>evening ends prematurely because she thinks I'm insane
>hear my neighbours talking "he's that deranged russian"
>mfw my life is ruined
>mfw not even russian

What the fuck do I do bros?

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