/biz/ - Business & Finance

>it's another episode of people under the age of 20 and don't want to work at the fast food outlet for money try to project their dumb reality on to everyone else

Y'all are a bunch of fags on here. Lousy ass traders man. Nobody talking about canadian MJ and missing out on Mad Fuckin Gains. If you dont own at least 500 shares of TLRY you are a bitch ass honkie.

-Chad MacDonald, owner of 2,000 shares of TLRY

Shillcoin (SHILL) is flying under the radar right now, at just .03c per coin and a $15,000 market cap. This coin is in early stages of development but 500x below ICO price and has a rumored partnership with reddit to be announced soon. This coin could easily go 1000x, why are you not stacking your bags Anon?

-Cousin Chucky

Speculators gathered round as Coinbase COO Geoff MacDonald sat by the hearth in the den, and opened an old novel to the 69th page. It was then that he announced to the children that Monero was to be added to Coinbase effective immediately, and soon everyone was in a rush to grab the cryptocurrency. Its price shot up from 150 dollars to 175 dollars in just two hours. Shortly after, Coinbase CEO Chad Chadwick downplayed this rumor, suggesting that MacDonald had actually been fired earlier that day and was simply manipulating the public in order to gain profit. Coinbase CEO Chad Chadwick then dumped his Monero bags and bought back in two days later at 135 dollars, and then listed Monero in the silence of the middle of night anyways.

This is all what occurred yesterday in regards to Coinbase listing Monero, does anyone else find this to be shady?

Coinbase CFO Bart Joseph later appeared on CNBC's Fast Money to dispel the rumors, and in the process added that 0x and XVG were the next to be listed on Coinbase, but that wouldn't be until late 2025.

I am so confused biz bros. Will they list any of these? Why lie so often? Coinbase needs to get a grip and fast.

- Real life Chad Dude, 6 inch Dick, Girlfriend is Cute, 120K Net worth, Drive a Subaru Outback with Tinted Windows.

Chad dude here. Dropping some knowledge on you nerds this evening, got an inside source that cannot be named because he disclosed this info to me solely on the condition of total anonymity, but the news is that both the CEO of Apple Computadoras and the COO of Home Depot, as well as Mark Zuckerberg of Facebook, and Carl's Jr. founder, are all coming together and forming a multi billion dollar fund to invest in cryptos. They call themselves the "crypto bros" and they are extremely interested in Bitcoin, Urethrum, and ICX.

"These prices should be set to soar soon, and you can quote me on that." - Marcus Cuban, Tech Mogul

Do you need to hear any more? What're you doing right now? Git online and BUY BUY BUY!

This coin will moon tomorrow. Buy Now Pajeet. Buy NOW! PAJEET! If you do not buy this coin now you are going to be poor forever you frickin phag. BUY BUY BUY!

when you see that .29 GAS/NEO ratio

BUY GUY

This thing is about to blast into the stratosphere of 50$ within the next week. Get in now. (It's ETC.)

thank you green candles