/biz/ - Business & Finance

Up, up, up. Is the bottom finally in? This is the longest bear market we've had in years. Why did ETH pump so much harder than BTC this morning, fellow Americans?
>captcha: ETHATH

Warren Buffet calls you up and tells you he is giving you $10,000 to invest. You will get to keep 50% of the gains, but are protected from any losses. The only stipulation is that it must be put in crypto.

Where do you put it?

>>28910476
well biz, how stupid are you?

Jurors in a decentralized system really need to pass some kind of IQ test. If you can't solve this, you shouldn't be able to vote.

>>20457297
no you can sell your shares at any time

what's the answer, /biz/?
Also, post your biggest holding along with the answer.

comitting my answer: b7f53d0120ef18b214f148da32c670504c6d7b4f839e7110d12482ef60fe56fc

Did anyone manage to screencap deluded linkies and their mainnet wishes? I know they screencapped a lot of anons laughing at their stupidity. Linkies please post those too, thanks.

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Coin flips are independent events, so although the odds of a chain of x are sometimes low, "what is the probability of the next flip being x" is always the same, unlike in pic related where it's a DEPENDENT event

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>>11011071
ayyo hol up, I've got an idea, my fellow negroids
what is your answer to pic related?

>>10700680
>heavier than gold oz for oz

>>10648274
DELETE

Step 1) Answer this question to demonstrate whether you're a brainlet or a big brain nibba
Step 2) Explain why you're not all in on

http://fomofive.me/play

which is a reverse fomo game contract, meaning that the timer counts down, and each key purchased lowers the timer by one second. Eventually it will become profitable for a megawhale to simply sweep the entire pot and everyone who got in early enough will get a massive payout. Seriously, get the fuck in here /biz/. Don't say I never gave ya anything, kid.

In an archived thread people were convinced this was 2/3. It’s obviously 50%. I’m pretty sure I could have answered this in elementary school. Sad!

>>10153958
Answer this

prove me wrong

Answer this question. If you get it right, invest in http://shrimp.world/ because you are a genius and deserve to get in early on the next big pyramid. If you get it wrong, leave /biz/ forever.

Giving you my picks, more than 3 because I like you guys:

ETH - Casper, December 2018, sharding later
BTC - bounce back from this three-month bear market in December 2018
XMR - Slow but steady dark net market adoption, consistent, stable development and growth
FunFair (FUN) in May or June 2018 - project is already complete, goes live on mainnet and licenses their first casino operator followed by more throughout 2018

Also looking at:
EOS, ADA as hedges (very small proportion of portfolio)
ENJ - just needs one good game partnership, their platform is really neat

Pic related, high IQ helps

goys?

>>3791320
I can see 525 happening but I'll be surprised if it dips below that from here

@3213244
AHAHAHAH you actually believe that?? God you sound like a little bitch, not surprising that you invest like one as well. Maybe when you get halfway to my level you will realize that I can say whatever the **** I like, but I doubt that will ever happen. And even though your portfolio looks like it's spent 9 rounds with Mike Tyson in his prime I doubt you've dropped any real coin, my guess is the only experience you have is buying LTC on Coinbase. So let's do this thing, tell me when and where homeslice. I'll ****ing crank your neck back and use that mop that you call a head of hair to wipe your ass after you **** your pants.

Are there any crypto paper trading platforms where I can practice margin trading? I want to learn and play with monopoly money for a while.
>Pic mostly unrelated.

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what happens to Eth after August 1st?
Taking bets!