/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>21576670
>>21576374

fuck HR take her to the court

>>21568197
Hillary will be among the first criminals sent to Kleros jail.

Case 3067: Why is kleros important?
https://www.finra.org/

*BANGS GAVEL*

SOLD!

>The year is 2028
>1 PNK = 1 PNK
>anybody who owned at least 5k PNK is a member of the new world government judiciary
>The Decentralised Dictatorship of the NEETs
>3 years into the height of the 'Kleros Terror'
>of course you'd never dare call it that in out loud
>you remember what happened on the day you were seized
>The day Reeskah Takah, head of the Tranny Chekha arrested you personally
>you'd crossed a prominent digital oil baron
>all you'd managed to mutter was 'Me? What for?'
>you'd gotten too cocky, you were used to your linky stack meaning you got things your way
>you could have been part of the new world court, but you'd sold your pinkies at $1 hoping to buy back in
>how could you have been so stupid?
>'THE ACCUSED MAY RISE'
>the booming voice of that accursed frogs pulls you out of your self pity
>'Anon Feels, the kleros court finds you guilty...by the power invested in me by the most esteemed stake holders, I hereby sentence you to'
>here it comes you think, 10 years in the gulag. And for what? Not investing in a tranny SJW pajeet judge judy scam coin?
>'BE HANGED BY THE NECK UNTIL DEAD'
>the sentence hits you like a lightning bolt and your world collapses around you
>you whimper out the only words that you can think of, the same ones you cried out when you came into their power: 'Me? What for?'
>somebody in the cheering crowd yells out that phrase, the one you should have remembered all those years ago
>'SWING PNKERS GET THE GALLOWS'

>The year is 2028
>1 PNK = 1 PNK
>anybody who owned at least 5k PNK was a member of the new world government judiciary
>The Decentralised Dictatorship of the NEETs
>3 years into the height of the 'Kleros Terror'
>of course you'd never dare call it that in person
>you remember what happened on the day you were seized
>The day Ranjeet Daliwal, head of the Tranny Chekha arrested you personally
>you'd crossed a prominent a digital oil baron
>all you'd managed to mutter was 'Me? What for?'
>you'd gotten too cocky, you were used to your linky stack meaning you got things your way
>you could have been part of the new world court, but you'd sold your pinkies at $1 hoping to buy back in
>how could you have been so stupid?
>'THE ACCUSED MAY RISE'
>the booming voice of that accursed frogs pulls you out of your self pity
>'Anon Feels, the kleros court finds you guilty...by the power invested in me by the most esteemed stake holders, I hereby sentence you to'
>here it comes you think, 10 years in the gulag. And for what? Not investing in a tranny SJW pajeet judge judy scam coin?
>'BE HANGED BY THE NECK UNTIL DEAD'
>your world collapses around you
>somebody in the crowd yells out that phrase, the one you should have remembered all those years ago
>'SWING PINKERS GET THE GALLOWS'

>>21550044
*bangs PNK gavel*

>>21550136
The Chad-Jurors have declared that once it hits binance you'll be satisfied.
You are sentenced to future happiness. Enjoy it.

>>21550259
The Chad-Jurors have declared that although $4000 isnt going to make you rich, its certainly a good start.
There is no sentence to be handed out for this charge.

>>21550420
DYOR into dApps, personal digging into things with actual functionality, whitepaper readings, research on team behing dApps, search engine behaviours, finding the thing that plebbit bans you for and of course... memes.
So sayeth the Chad-Jurors.
*bangs PNK gavel*

>>21550926
The Chad-Jurors have judged you to be a borderline retard and sentence you to one DYOR whitepaper reading a night till the information finally sinks in.

>>21551278
The Chad-Jurors have declared they enjoy these godlike posts but that there must also be balance in the universe. The weakest hands must be shaken out and so you are sentenced to one india pajeet PNK post for every one godlike info dump like this.
Godspeed sir.

>>21552002
Ah the sacred chart...
There is no judgement or sentencing for this case. Its just nice to look at.

>>21552627
Does ripple have an online court system build on their protocol? No.
Then shut the fuck up.

Who will be the first criminals sent to Kleros jail?

>>21523656
SEND HIM TO KLEROS JAIL

>>21520692
KLEROS KOURT IS STILL IN SESSION.
(just like the chart) ALL RISE!
*bangs PNK gavel*

(Glad we finally sorted out this mess, running from building to building was really killing my PNK market time.)
Right...
KLEROS KOURT is now in session.
ALL RISE.
*bangs PNK gavel*

My fellow top 200, I am back. Hope you're doing well tonight.

>>21500682
The Chad-Jurors are amused by your stupidity and overall faggotry.
Usually the sentence for this would be reading the whitepaper but lets be honest, youve proven you dont know how to read so instead you are sentenced to spreading continual misinformation and FUD to the masses and, at a later stage, getting what is being colloquially termed as *looks at paper* "getting LINK'd on"
*bangs PNK gavel*

>>21500030
The Chad-Jurors arent even amused with the pathetic ANJ posting anymore. They have declared that even they feel really bad for you sometimes.
There is no sentence for this charge. Your life choices are seen as punishment enough.

>>21498529
The Chad-Jurors have declared you to be henceforth be known as the God of Archives.
You are sentenced to the collection of evidence, both good and bad. A godlike task to match your status and one that can only be accomplished by one such as yourself.

*bangs PNK gavel*

>>21497366
The Chad-Jurors have declared you to be literally retarded beyond measure.
You are sentenced to reading the whitepaper, if of course you can read. The deferred sentence thereafter is trying your best to not let your retarded ass be too much of a burden on your poor mother for the rest of her poverty stricken time on this planet.

>>21497360
As for YOU. The Chad-Jurors have declared you to be a newfag of undetermined proportions.
The sentence for such a crime is that you leave the PNK space before you REALLY fuck things up with stupid no-DYOR questioning.

*bangs PNK gavel*

>>21494251
The Chad-Jurors have declared this to be hilarious.
You are sentenced to, mister *looks at paper* "Ay-Non", returning to the board of slash-biz-slash within the space of two years with either a red wojak post ready and waiting or a broken wojak with the text, in one form or another stating that you, in fact, "had two years".
*bangs PNK gavel*

>>21491026
*bangs PNK gavel*

>>21491052
The Chad-Jurors have declared you to to be known from now on as *looks at paper* "Ay-Non, Lord of Prosperity and Stacyfucker Esquire"
You have been sentenced to shutting the fuck up and spreading more indian meme fud so that salty little bitches like
>>21491081
>>21491319
May never see the heights of olympus and die poor and a lesson for other mortal bizlets seeking to ascend in the future.

>>21488162
The Chad-Jurors have declared you to figure this out for yourself instead of relying on /biz/.
You have been sentenced to DYOR.

>>21482270
The Chad-Jurors approve of this ruling although they make special exception for the *looks at paper* "indian pajeet-memers who are having a great time of it"

>>21482365
The Chad-Jurors have ruled this to be a... *looks at paper* "very poo poo garbage attempt"
You have been sentenced to the self improvement chamber and regular gym usage until your brain works a bit better

>>21482436
The Chad-Jurors have NOT ruled in your favour and summarily laveled you a *looks at paper again* "stupid faggot baby who needs to go back to Plebbit"
There is no sentence for this charge and being you and having to live with that is seen as punishment enough.

>>21482446
Oh jesus again? Really?
BAILIFF! THIS IS A KOURT FOR HUMAN BEINGS, NOT ANIMALS! Can we get security in here to help catch this wild nigger and set if free back into its natural habitat of poverty please?!

*bangs PNK gavel*

>>21482205
Overruled

>>21478286
The Chad-Jurors have declared you to be correct.
Your sentence is more pajeet indian fudding to shake out the weak and unworthy.

>>21478392
The Chad-Jurors have declared you King of India with your godlike levels of fud.
You are sentenced to marry a pajeeta and eternally battle with china while continuing to spread the PNK india fud.

>>21478396
The Chad-Jurors have declared you to be correct and found you guilty of *looks at paper* "attempting to assist bizlets".
You are sentenced to shutting the fuck up before Plebbit catches on and fucks this up for all of us.

>>21480933
The Chad-Jurors have declared that rulings such as these are reserved only for ginormous faggots like yourself.
No sentence required, youve already been sentenced to die poor anyway.
*bangs PNK gavel*

>>21466521
*bangs PNK gavel*
The Chad-Jurors have declared that they concur.
You are sentenced to guide those who have the eyes to see to olympus.

>>21466741
The Chad-Jurors have declared that LINK is synergistic with PNK, solving both sides of a problem together. PNK shall one day reach up as LINK has done. As all legitimate, well-developed and award winning value-adding projects with solid problem-solving shall.
You are sentenced to trying to stop being a stingy cunt and realizing that this ecosystem must become a great and beautiful expanse of life altering projects lest you die rich and surrounded by nothing but sharks that care naught but for your beautiful Linkies.