/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55338593
hoes become attracted to Sergey’s fat stack
>pumped coin begets pumped roasties

Sergey must dump to buy nice things for the hoes
>pumped roasties beget dumped coin

Sergey’s mark-to-market net worth declines; the hoes become unimpressed and leave
>dumped coin begets dumped roasties

free of distractions, Sergey can now focus on fundamentals, like the coin price
>dumped roasties beget pumped coin

>>50545972
so what you’re saying is that Chainlink is the perfect platform for drafting and enforcing prenuptial agreements?

>>27082334
HAMBURGER

>>20956295
eat her

>>20919715
WTF SERGEY IN CRITICAL CONDITION AFTER THE FLASH CRASH
NEEDED QUADRUPLE BYPASS SURGERY AFTER SEEING THE PRICE DUMP WHILST EATING HIS HOURLY BIG MAC

A lot of anons here were able to accumulate Link when it was < $1.00. A suicide stack was then < $1k. Now it costs almost $5k. How is this fair? This board has created a new generation of elite which level of wealth will be unattainable for the rest of the population. I think we should put in place some kind of redistribution of linkies since it's not fair that anons were able to accumulate when link looked like a scam and was fudded left and right on social media. For instance, imagine you were a woman, you know women do not browse this board due to its inherent misogyny and toxicity? What kind of gate keeping is this?

> Slow and heavy as fuck oracle
> Only claimed benefit is improved security (arrogantly flexes this on bzx, posing as some kind of tech heroes coming to rescue them)
...
> Corrupted data feed
...
> Still doesn't dump

Bloody hell, what's with this coin?

bamo

>>16462977
checked and Gaypilled

>>15690682
at McDonald's

Cool story bro.

>>14563628
>can't comment on blockchain transactions because they are public

>>14522726
>what nodes will be feeding these derivative
every samsung fridge will be a node

My LINK stack is now worth 60k... I wasn't ready for this, I really need to get serious about storing it. I already have a Ledger Nano S but I feel like the paper seed phrase at home, not locked away or anything, is a little unsafe. What's the best strategy of storing the 24 words? Maybe a decentralized way with plates of 6 words each, 2 copies of all 6 plates? What are good places to store them?

>Disclosing your wealth
this is a thread full of NIGGERS who are not gone make it

That's excellent fud, good job marine. I'm glad we have soldiers like you on the plebbit front

>>14307440
>>14307454
>>14307472
Yeah maybe expecting a thoughtful answer on tokenomics was the most delusional part of my thread

>>14295769
I was only nine years old.
I loved Sergey so much, I was 100% in linkies and LP shares.
I'd pray to Sergey every night before I go to bed, thanking for the profits I've been given. "Sergey is love", I would say, "Sergey is life".
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Sergey. I called him a stinky nolinker. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold.
A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Sergey. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "Let's get to the fundamentals".
He grabs me with his powerful developer hands, and puts me on my hands and knees.
I spread my ass-cheeks for Sergey. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Sergey.
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Sergey. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in and starts shouting. Sergey looks him straight in the eye, and says, "Nolinker cope".
Sergey leaves through my window. Sergey is love. Sergey is life.

Are we pumping?

>>14275853
I was only nine years old.
I loved Sergey so much, I was 100% in linkies and LP shares.
I'd pray to Sergey every night before I go to bed, thanking for the profits I've been given. "Sergey is love", I would say, "Sergey is life".
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Sergey. I called him a stinky nolinker. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold.
A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Sergey. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "Let's get to the fundamentals".
He grabs me with his powerful developer hands, and puts me on my hands and knees.
I spread my ass-cheeks for Sergey. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Sergey.
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Sergey. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in and starts shouting. Sergey looks him straight in the eye, and says, "Nolinker cope".
Sergey leaves through my window. Sergey is love. Sergey is life.

>>14240204
Hi I unironically need 2,000$ to start my real life