/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17038437
See >>17038478

>>16626824
Oy vey! You're giving me an erection goy!

>>16553337
Chill out, man. You are exhibiting the lack of impulse/emotional control that Joe Schmoe suffers from when playing this game. This then leads them to getting burnt. Sit on your hands. If you miss out, there will be other opportunities. The beautiful thing about the markets is that everyday is quite literally a money making opportunity. What you should do this weekend is work on a solid investing/trading strategy that you will stick to. It's all psychology. We are playing against other players and bet that our psychology is better than theirs so that we can buy their bags and sell them back to them.

>>16490757
Assuming they have a cable subscription (they probably do since they're boomers), set up parental controls/passwords so that you effectively block off all access to "the world". Stop hesitating and go do it.